I could create a special Myrna-specific user group that can't post pictures. If somebody asked the right way.
(That means with money.)
I could create a special Myrna-specific user group that can't post pictures. If somebody asked the right way.
(That means with money.)
Yeah. So now we have determind that the Dope is a bad place to be/to search for if anybody is likely to be looking at your Internet activity!
Ooo. I had no idea capybaras could be so fabulous.
Umm, that's not how you spell capybaras.
I don't think so, therefore I'm probably not.
Now that's just cute.
I don't think so, therefore I'm probably not.
Are you saying that Liza Minelli is a capybara?
I don't think so, therefore I'm probably not.
Actually, now that you mention it she does share the same general body shape as one.
I don't think so, therefore I'm probably not.
It's really nice outside. While other parts of the country are celebrating a Snow Day, I'm experiencing temps in the 40s, nothing but clear blue skies, and not a single hint of snow on the ground. It's unreal.
I'm still swimming in harmony. I'm still dreaming of flight. I'm still lost in the waves night after night...
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BEACH PARTY AT PEPS
I don't think so, therefore I'm probably not.
Orual, Cesario is an open pedophile who advocates that age of consent laws are unfair and depriving children of the sex they want. He has been posting about his sexual desires on the Dope so much they had to make a special rule to make him shut up about them. Pduol has fantasies about girls of eleven years old and is horrified about this and has spent the past twenty years or so struggling with this and hating himself for it.
And some other guy said something absolutely filthy and disgusting about little girls and he got suspended for it.
Okay, this ad made me laugh:
I don't know what horrible devilry is afoot, but I cannot see chate.
............I had an egg sandwich for lunch today.
everything in nature is sort of gross when you look at it too closely. what is an apple? basically the uterus of a tree - terrifel
/me had a chicken shawarma combo plus lentil soup for lunch today.
It's so pretty outside. I just wanna bottle it.
I don't think so, therefore I'm probably not.
Diana is arguing with a Doper in this thread who thinks it is acceptable to let hir children jump on furniture in a waiting room:
http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/...2&postcount=43
everything in nature is sort of gross when you look at it too closely. what is an apple? basically the uterus of a tree - terrifel
That was a weird thread. I think Frylock was being silly and trying to play gotcha.
I don't think so, therefore I'm probably not.
Haven't looked at the thread, but Frylock always seemed reasonable as I recall
And the dopers who think they are experts on how other people should raise their kids are tiresome
quack quack quack quack mryalene quack quack? quack lolz
ferret! I had a dream last night that I met you at Logan's Roadhouse and you threw my hamburger on the floor!
everything in nature is sort of gross when you look at it too closely. what is an apple? basically the uterus of a tree - terrifel
I don't think so, therefore I'm probably not.
You're so healthy.
I don't think so, therefore I'm probably not.
BTW: Last night I had a dream that I, uh, killed 8 people in a terrorist attack. I don't even remember why I decided to place a device that would release poison gas on that bus, but seconds before it was due to blow I had a change of heart and warned people, but 8 of the 15 people on the bus couldn't get out in time.
All the people on the bus were just random folks I see around my workplace, including the nice lady at the café downstairs (she survived). It was pretty shitty realizing I'd just murdered 8 people until I woke up, that was a pretty big relief.
Last night I had a dream that somebody gave me her baby. I said, "I don't want this baby!" And she said, "But somebody needs to take care of it!" And then I felt bad, so I took it. And then people kept giving me their babies and I kept saying I didn't want them, but somebody had to take care of them so I kept letting them shove these babies at me until there were so many babies I was going to be smothered by them.
Babies.
Well, ignoring the caveat in this Dinosaur Comic about the uselessness of dream interpretation, I can't help but read this as a metaphor for your life in certain respects.
ahah. this is just awful. thank you google image search.
everything in nature is sort of gross when you look at it too closely. what is an apple? basically the uterus of a tree - terrifel
OKAY
I don't think so, therefore I'm probably not.
Why does it say I have not answered any? does it take a couple of minutes for them to show up on my profile?
everything in nature is sort of gross when you look at it too closely. what is an apple? basically the uterus of a tree - terrifel
I dunno. Mine showed up right away. Are you clicking save when you finish answering them?
I don't think so, therefore I'm probably not.