to pray loudly.
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to pray loudly.
At this, Ed
began to wonder
if he had
made a poor
decision by never
admitting that he
was Cecil Adams.
However, there was
a golden opportunity
for him to
turn this to
his advantage. "I
need to tell
the Straight Dope
something right away,"
he muttered, quickly
jotting a note.
However, nobody was
paying any attention
to Ed's antics,
for the intern
had begun to
buff her nails.
She yawned, then
quite casually, dropped
trou and mooned
the flabbergasted but
unmistakably riveted assemblage.
"My, my, my."
The words came
from an unexpected
source: the neglected
ghost of Elvis.
"I have seen
a hound dog
, wearing blue suede
shoes, and I
can't help fallin'
in love with
that fine butt.
" As if conjured
by some alcoholic
genie, there then
appeared the largest
armed zeppelin that
had ever been
constructed by the
great zeppelin yards
of the hidden