Romance novel plot generator

I've been playing with this for a while, but it finally got expanded into something more than just some randomly generated text. Behold, the romance novel plot generator.

It does standard straight romance:

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The girl's name is Elizabeth and she is young-looking and focused. She enjoys reading. Her occupation is secretary and overall she is scary smart.

Her hair is streaked with reddish highlights and very long and straight. She is 5'7" and has an athletic body with firm breasts. She wears feminine business suits.

She meets Nicholas in a Secret Compound. He is an accountant, unhealthy and private, and he enjoys dancing. He appears to be big-hearted.

His hair is blond and windblown. He is very tall and is built like a body builder. He wears off-the wall, unique clothes that make him stand out in a crowd.

Answer these questions:

* Why do they meet there?
* Why is she there?
* Why is he there?



The obstacle to their romance that they must overcome is money disparity. When a robbery happens it brings them to the realization that they can overcome the obstacle.

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It does gay and lesbian romance:

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The main character's name is William and he is fit and hungry. He enjoys sewing. His occupation is scientist and overall he is optimistic.

His hair is honey blond and windblown. He is 6'1" and is built like a body builder. He wears very casual clothes like jeans, shorts and t-shirts.

He meets Jeffrey (the protaganist) in a small city. He is in the Navy, geeky and quirky, and he enjoys cooking. He appears to be ready for anything.

His hair is auburn and needs to be cut. He is 6'4" and has a well developed chest and strong arms. He wears high-powered business suits.

Answer these questions:

* Why do they meet there?
* Why is the main character there?
* Why is the protagonist there?



The obstacle to their romance that they must overcome is money owed. When career issues interfere it brings them to the realization that they can overcome the obstacle.

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It even does paranormal romance:

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The girl's name is Madison and she is petite and shy. She enjoys singing. Her occupation is teacher and overall she is a happy person. She is also an angel in human form.

Her hair is black and to her shoulders and straight. She is 5'8" and is perfectly proportioned. She wears clothes that fit her work and leisure activities

She meets Matthew in a store. He is an actor, athletic and troubled, and he enjoys singing. He appears to be suffering an ethical dilemma. He is also immortal.

His hair is blonde and over his collar and straight . He is very tall and is built like a body builder. He wears clothes that fit his work and leisure activities.

The paranormal situation these two face is a malevolent fairy is hurting people.

Answer these questions:

* Why do they meet there?
* Why is she there?
* Why is he there?



The obstacle to their romance that they must overcome is that if people found out about the paranormal situation and their involvement, there would be serious social consequences. When one of them nearly dies it brings them to the realization that they can overcome the obstacle.

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Now if only someone would write about the angel, the immortal and their battles against the malevolent fairy. :(

Oh man. How could I have forgotten the crime and mystery one?

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The girl's name is Emily and she is fit and benevolent. She enjoys writing. Her occupation is spending an inheritance and overall she is full of sorrow. She is also the witness to a crime.

Her hair is streaked with blonde highlights and short and straight. She is 5'6" and is perfectly proportioned. She wears feminine business suits

She meets William in the suburbs. He is a Fireman, nimble and optimistic, and he enjoys reading. He appears to be sad. He is also an unwilling participant in a crime.

His hair is honey blond and in a ponytail tied with a strand of leather. He is 6'3" and has a well developed chest and strong arms. He wears off-the wall, unique clothes that make him stand out in a crowd.

The mystery or crime situation these two face is a missing Last Will and Testament and one of them has a long lost twin they didn't know about.

Answer these questions:

* Why do they meet there?
* Why is she there?
* Why is he there?



The obstacle to their romance that they must overcome is they don't agree on what is going on. When one of them gets hurt. it brings them to the realization that they can overcome the obstacle.

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I was getting all excited to kill some time at work, but alas, the website, she is blocked. :fail:

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Originally posted by Zuul

Now if only someone would write about the angel, the immortal and their battles against the malevolent fairy. :(

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Only if their hair is windblown.

:( I am truly sorry for your lots.

Particularly hilarious parts bolded:

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The girl's name is Felicity and she is muscular and insolent. She enjoys gardening. Her occupation is veterinarian and overall she is a happy person. She is also a vampire.

Her hair is streaked with reddish highlights and long and straight. She is 5'6" and has an hourglass figure with full breasts and rounded hips. She wears feminine business suits.

She meets Tyler in a Secret Compound. He is a farmer, quiet and a follower, and he enjoys gardening. He appears to be big-hearted. He is also a time traveler.

His hair is auburn and windblown. He is 6'3" and is built like a body builder. He wears clothes that fit his work and leisure activities.

The paranormal situation these two face is a coven of evil witches is roaming the streets and causing problems.

Answer these questions:

* Why do they meet there?
* Why is she there?
* Why is he there?



The obstacle to their romance that they must overcome is they don't agree on what is going on. When the police turn out to be corrupt it brings them to the realization that they can overcome the obstacle.

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This has inspired me to take more English classes in college, so I can use this thing to generate a series of short stories. Bwaha.

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The girl's name is Danielle and she is exotic and angry. She enjoys singing. Her occupation is scientist and overall she is frightened. She is also capable of going into a trance during which entities communicate important messages.

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Hee.

Someone show me where the Secret Compound is, please.

What the hell is a secret compound anyway? It sounds like a company's closely guarded formula to rejuvenate your skin.

The Secret Compound somehow brings business suit attired vampires and time-traveling farmers together.

Oh, and:

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The girl's name is Olivia and she is energetic and benevolent . She enjoys dancing . Her occupation is business owner and overall she is sad .

Her hair is streaked with reddish highlights and short and curly . She is 5'5" and has an hourglass figure with full breasts and rounded hips . She wears feminine business suits

She meets Chalmers in a Foreign land . He is a Park Ranger, strong with wide shoulders and mothering, and he enjoys dancing. He appears to be scary smart.

His hair is blonde and in a ponytail tied with a strand of leather. He is 6'3" and is muscular. He wears high-powered business suits.

Answer these questions:

Why do they meet there?
Why is she there?
Why is he there?


The obstacle to their romance that they must overcome is unfaithful . When slander takes place it brings them to the realization that they can overcome the obstacle.

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Not sure how to interpret the last sentences. "The obstacle to their romance that they must overcome is unfaithful." Okay, let's postulate a guy named Ted. Ted is the obstacle to their romance and he is unfaithful. Now it makes sense. Huh, it's got me fleshing out (heh) the plot already. I guess it works!

Although I'm going to find it hard to explain why a Park Ranger wears high-powered business suits. The better to intimidate the poachers, perhaps.

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The girl's name is Rebecca and she is injured and naughty. She enjoys singing. Her occupation is nurse and overall she is worried. She is also a practitioner of witchcraft. .

Her hair is red and long and curly. She is 5'6" and is perfectly proportioned . She wears very casual clothes like jeans, shorts and t-shirts.

She meets Nicholas in a Mansion. He is the CEO of a huge company, eccentric and frank, and he enjoys reading. He appears to be frightened. He is also capable of going into a trance during which entities communicate important messages.

His hair is brown and to his shoulders. He is shorter than average and is built like a runner or a skier. He wears high-powered business suits.

The paranormal situation these two face is a coven of evil witches needs help in returning or escaping the situation.

Answer these questions:

Why do they meet there?
Why is she there?
Why is he there?


The obstacle to their romance that they must overcome is they don't agree on what is going on. When one of them is willing to sacrifice themself to save the other it brings them to the realization that they can overcome the obstacle.

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The bolded part. I don't think it makes sense. Maybe I need to take more English classes ...

Maybe...the evil witches are pretending to be good as they escape something. Or the main characters are evil.

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She meets Samuel in the Desert. He is a farmer, able and giving, and he enjoys crafts. He appears to be full of common sense. He is also a vampire.

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No better occupation for a vampire. Desert farming = common sense.

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Originally posted by Orual

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She meets Samuel in the Desert. He is a farmer, able and giving, and he enjoys crafts. He appears to be full of common sense. He is also a vampire.

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No better occupation for a vampire. Desert farming = common sense.

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I really, really want to read this book.

This one begs for an All You Zombies treatment:

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The girl's name is Danielle and she is energetic and caring. She enjoys sewing. Her occupation is artist and overall she is a happy person. She is also completely unconvinced that anything paranormal exists.

Her hair is honey blonde and long and straight . She is 5'9" and is softly rounded and with generous curves. She wears off-the wall, unique clothes that make her stand out in a crowd.

She meets James in a large city. He is a high school teacher, well-endowed and loving, and he enjoys reading. He appears to be suffering an emotional problem. He is also experiencing prophetic dreams.

His hair is honey blonde and shaggy. He is average height and is muscular. He wears off-the wall, unique clothes that make him stand out in a crowd.

The paranormal situation these two face is a time traveler knows secrets about one of the protagonists.

The obstacle to their romance that they must overcome is that if people found out about the paranormal situation and their involvement, there would be serious social consequences. When the police turn out to be corrupt it brings them to the realization that they can overcome the obstacle.

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*waits breathlessly*

*thinks might adopt this strategy*

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Originally posted by Zuul

The girl's name is Danielle and she is energetic and caring.... Her hair is honey blonde and long and straight . She is 5'9" and is softly rounded and with generous curves. She wears off-the wall, unique clothes that make her stand out in a crowd.

She meets James in a large city....His hair is honey blonde and shaggy. He is average height and is muscular. He wears off-the wall, unique clothes that make him stand out in a crowd.

The paranormal situation these two face is a time traveler knows secrets about one of the protagonists.

The obstacle to their romance that they must overcome is that if people found out about the paranormal situation and their involvement, there would be serious social consequences. When the police turn out to be corrupt it brings them to the realization that they can overcome the obstacle.

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Twins. Separated at birth. His prophetic dreams lead him to her because their incest is supposed to bring about some big mystical whatsit.

Ah, yes. For the ever popular incestuous time-traveling romance novel market.

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The girl's name is Brianna and she is thin and insolent. She enjoys sewing. Her occupation is nurse and overall she is scary smart. She is also a voodoo practitioner.

Her hair is ash blonde and long and curly . She is 5'8" and has an hourglass figure with full breasts and rounded hips . She wears sexy dresses and high heels

She meets James in a Tropical setting. He is independently wealthy, robust and optimistic, and he enjoys crafts. He appears to be suffering an emotional problem. He is also an angel in human form.

His hair is red and styled. He is 6'2" and is built like a runner or a skier. He wears high-powered business suits.

The paranormal situation these two face is a coven of evil witches is interfering.

Answer these questions:

* Why do they meet there?
* Why is she there?
* Why is he there?



The obstacle to their romance that they must overcome is that if people found out about the paranormal situation and their involvement, there would be serious social consequences. When one of them is willing to sacrifice themself to save the other it brings them to the realization that they can overcome the obstacle.

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Odd observation: I've yet to get a man or a brunette who practices Voodoo.

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The main character's name is Joseph and he is energetic and benevolent . He enjoys crafts . His occupation is business owner and overall he is suffering a financial problem .

His hair is streaked with blonde highlights and needs to be cut . He is 6'4" and is perfectly proportioned. He wears high-powered business suits

He meets Joshua (the protaganist) in a Store . He is an artist, exotic and aggressive , and he enjoys crafts. He appears to be full of common sense.

His hair is black and over his collar and straight. He is 6'1" and is thin. He wears high-powered business suits.

Answer these questions:

Why do they meet there?
Why is the main character there?
Why is the protagonist there?


The obstacle to their romance that they must overcome is money - Owed . When slander takes place it brings them to the realization that they can overcome the obstacle.

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Okay, they meet in a craft store obviously, since that's their common interest. Joseph is a business owner, so I bet he owns the craft store, but he has a financial problem. Oooh, he must be the one who owes money. Joshua must be a wealthy artist if he's running around in power suits, so maybe he offers to help Joe, but then someone slanders them by saying that Joe is using Josh for money and only when the two guys face down their own fears and pasts can they finally realize that they are truly meant to be.

That...came together eerily well, actually. Huh!

... I ...

... I nominate this thread for best thing in reality. I love this, I really do.

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The girl's name is Alexis and she is petite and generous . She enjoys dancing . Her occupation is veterinarian and overall she is full of common sense . She is also a werewolf. .

Her hair is streaked with blonde highlights and short and straight . She is 5'6" and has an hourglass figure with full breasts and rounded hips . She wears very casual clothes like jeans, shorts and t-shirts

She meets Jeffrey at the scene of an accident . He is a farmer , gentle and charming , and he enjoys playing a musical instrument . He appears to be full of sorrow . He is also a werewolf. .

His hair is honey blonde and very long . He is 6'1" and is muscular . He wears very casual clothes like jeans, shorts and t-shirts .

The paranormal situation these two face is a werewolf is interfering.

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Mine is about werewolves.

That is a lot of werewolves.

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The girl's name is Isabella and she is elegant and angry . She enjoys dancing . Her occupation is nurse and overall she is full of sorrow . She is also immortal. .

Her hair is blonde and short and curly . She is 5'10" and is thin and fragile looking . She wears feminine business suits

She meets Andrew at his work . He is in the Marines Corps , athletic and daring , and he enjoys volunteering to help people in need . He appears to be optimistic . He is also a time traveler. .

His hair is streaked with blonde highlights and over his collar and straight . He is 6'4" and is built like a body builder . He wears clothes that fit his work and leisure activities .

The paranormal situation these two face is a werewolf is having a power struggle with other paranormal creatures.

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She's a sad immortal. He's a body-building time-traveler. Together they fight werewolves!

A sorrowful immortal who chooses to work as a nurse - that's actually a decent character idea.

Imagine all the suffering she's seen, yet she still subjects herself to seeing the fragility of the mortals around her even as it causes her pain.

I haven't gotten any vampires. Fairies, witches, Voodoo queens, time-travelers, yes. Vampires? Not once. :mad:

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Originally posted by Nrblex

I haven't gotten any vampires. Fairies, witches, Voodoo queens, time-travelers, yes. Vampires? Not once. :mad:

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Judy and Alexander killed them all.

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The girl's name is Judy and she is athletic and open . She enjoys playing a musical instrument. Her occupation is doctor and overall she is suffering an ethical dilemma. She is also a werewolf.

Her hair is streaked with blonde highlights and very short and spiked. She is 5'11" and has an hourglass figure with full breasts and rounded hips. She wears clothes that fit her work and leisure activities.

She meets Alexander at the scene of an accident. He is an x-ray technician in a hospital, geeky and pressured, and he enjoys playing a musical instrument. He appears to be a happy person. He is also a vampire hunter.

His hair is honey blonde and needs to be cut. He is 6'3" and is thin. He wears sexy shirts and expensive trousers, like a playboy.

The paranormal situation these two face is a vampire is having a power struggle with other paranormal creatures.

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Sorry.

Excellent. :D You know what would be great? Trying to write some kind of round robin style story with one of these as your guide. How to make all the bizarre parts fit...

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The girl's name is Grace and she is fit and quiet . She enjoys singing . Her occupation is scientist and overall she is worried . She is also a practitioner of witchcraft. .

Her hair is blonde and very short and shaggy . She is very tall and is softly rounded and with generous curves . She wears feminine business suits

She meets Daniel in a Secret Compound . He is a farmer , injured and insolent , and he enjoys playing a musical instrument . He appears to be full of sorrow . He is also a time traveler. .

His hair is blonde and styled . He is 6'4" and is muscular . He wears very casual clothes like jeans, shorts and t-shirts .

The paranormal situation these two face is a zombie is vying for power.

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A...zombie. Vying for power? :dubious:

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Originally posted by Peeta Mellark

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The paranormal situation these two face is a zombie is vying for power.

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A...zombie. Vying for power? :dubious:

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Maybe it's more like a lich.

The time-traveler ones inevitably make me think of Doctor Who. And I can totally see him battling a zombie trying to steal power.

The girl's name is Natori and she is lean and happy . She enjoys reading . Her occupation is artist and overall she is suffering a loneliness problem . She is also experiencing night terrors.

Her hair is ash blonde and long and thick . She is 5'8" and has an hourglass figure with full breasts and rounded hips . She wears off-the wall, unique clothes that make her stand out in a crowd

She meets Mordechai at party . His occupation is fireman. He appears to be a happy person . He is also an angel in human form.

His hair is black and styled . He is 6'2and has an athletic body . He wears off-the wall, unique clothes that make him stand out in a crowd .

The paranormal situation these two face is a ghost has been spotted.
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I think we all suffer from a loneliness problem, Natori......

It's 2014 already. Where are all the werewolves?

The sad thing is that some of these are perilously close to one of my novels. Combine time travel, werewolves, and a Victorian/Sherlock Holmes mystery, and we're basically there.

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Originally posted by Elendil's Heir

It's 2014 already. Where are all the werewolves?

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Blame Twilight - I think we have also had enough of vampires for a while.

Chances are we will get malicious evil spirits for a while. Seriously, the number of people who don't have a bag of salt to hand is ridiculous.

Shame they are not as scary as the Victorian versions though.