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Like so many of us, I really hadn't spent much time thinking about the word "cunt" until EZ in his infinite wisdom helped me to learn that it can be combined with other words like "lapper" and "waffle" to create new and exciting action words or confections.
Now, I just can't seem to get the word out of my mind. What other engaging cunt-combo words are out there, I wonder? Would it be possible to come up with an instantly meaningful term that gets no hits on Google?
Speaking of which, a little quick research reveals that the terms "cuntlapper" and "cuntwaffle" are fairly obscure, although one has to wonder if their usage will blossom in the future, thanks to their recent notoriety in some parts of the net. But for now, "cuntlapper" produces a mere 36,600 hits on Google, which is pretty slim pickings compared to most terms. As for "cuntwaffle"? Just 1420 hits!
I constantly find myself trying to come up with unique and colorful cunt words with zero Google hits, but I'm not doing too well. Here's some of my rather pathetic efforts:
cuntnoodle (397 hits)
cunt-o-rama (13,100)
cuntastic (2590)
cuntalicious (731)
Perhaps other Domers could improve upon my efforts?
Also, I see the word "cunt" sometimes where no cunt is intended. For example, every Saturday my family goes to a favorite restaurant and my husband always orders the "meatlover's special." And I think to myself "boy, it sure would be funny if that were changed to 'cuntlover's special.'"
Obviously, I am a very sick person. Thanks a lot, Ed.
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I've usually heard cuntwaffle as twatwaffle. Cuntwaffle is easier to say, but I think twatwaffle is a funner word. (and that's 2 more g-hits...)
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Cuntology - 701 hits, one of which was Urban Dictionary.
Cuntrocket - 525 hits, one of which was Urban Dictionary.
Cuntalope - 182 hits, again an entry in UD. Dammit.
Cuntizzle - 121 hits
Cuntistic - 8 hits. Yeah!
Cuntopoly - 5 hits. Yeah yeah!
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That's positively cunt-errific, AllWalker.
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I would like to point out at this time that my custom title means "that cunt" in French--not that anybody's asked or anything. I was a little disappointed, figured someone would've gotten curious by now but noooooo... Anyway, I requested it specifically in honor of His Imperial Edness. Y'all are welcome, I'm sure! ;)
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Is "conne" a bad word in French as it is in English?
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My cuntintelligence has not been fully developed yet! I need more practice time. Given enough, I could become a rawcunteur, instead of a raconteur.
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Originally posted by CairoCarol
Is "conne" a bad word in French as it is in English?
It's not quite as rude, in my understanding, more like the British take on it. Sometimes "conne" is translated as "bitch," but that should more correctly be "salope." Not that I'm fluent in French or anything but one of these days I swear I'm going to learn it properly--hell, I HAVE the Rosetta Stone for it but I'm laaaaaaazy!
Also on topic, I just love calling people "cuntbucket." Has a ring to it, don'tcha think?
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Originally posted by Papaw
My cuntintelligence has not been fully developed yet! I need more practice time. Given enough, I could become a rawcunteur, instead of a raconteur.
And yet I see two hits for "cuntelligence".
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Originally posted by SmartAleq
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Originally posted by CairoCarol
Is "conne" a bad word in French as it is in English?
It's not quite as rude, in my understanding, more like the British take on it. Sometimes "conne" is translated as "bitch," but that should more correctly be "salope." Not that I'm fluent in French or anything but one of these days I swear I'm going to learn it properly--hell, I HAVE the Rosetta Stone for it but I'm laaaaaaazy!
Also on topic, I just love calling people "cuntbucket." Has a ring to it, don'tcha think?
I guess it depends on what cuntry you're in.
I do like "cuntbucket."
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Originally posted by SmartAleq
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Originally posted by CairoCarol
Is "conne" a bad word in French as it is in English?
It's not quite as rude, in my understanding, more like the British take on it. Sometimes "conne" is translated as "bitch," but that should more correctly be "salope." Not that I'm fluent in French or anything but one of these days I swear I'm going to learn it properly--hell, I HAVE the Rosetta Stone for it but I'm laaaaaaazy!
The great thing is that it can be adapted for either sex. "con" and "ducon" are frequently used as all-purpose equivalents for "asshole".
I remember a great ad campaign a while back for educational TV in France that used this. The headline was "Éducons!" which would mean "let's get educated!" but when said out loud sounds like "Hey, Asshole!"
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"Cuntgeyser" only produces one hit. How can that be?
When I was still on SDMB, during all the mishigas, I told Ed, "You have added the word 'cuntlapper' to my vocabulary. Thanks to your obsession, I can no longer see your name without thinking the word 'cunt', nor see the word 'cunt' without thinking of you. This is your legacy."
(Or something close to that.)
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Cuntagious - 2630
Cuntster - 956
Cuntrary - 944
Cuntacular - 561
Cuntiguous - 103
Cuntspicuous - 3
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cuntophile - 241
cuntophobe - 82
cuntrocket - 521
"my cuntry tis of thee" - 309
cunthole - 131,000
cuntdiddlydoo - did not match any documents.
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Originally posted by Caerie
cuntdiddlydoo - did not match any documents.
I'm shocked, I tell ya!
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Cuntpocalypse - 9 hits, but only because "Cuntpocalyspe Now" is a porno title.
No, on rereadin it has something to do with that Zac and Miri make a porno movie or something.
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Now I shall try inserting cunt into titles of stories and see if anything comes up:
The Cunt Stand - 3
Interview with the Cunt Vampire - did not match any documents.
Clan of the Cunt Cave Bear - did not match any documents.
Flowers in the Cunt Attic - did not match any documents.
The Cunt Odyssey - 2
Star Cunt Wars - did not match any documents.
The good news is that I found the perfect title for a short film on Ed Zotti:
The Phantom Cunt Menace
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Originally posted by Caerie
The good news is that I found the perfect title for a short film on Ed Zotti:
The Phantom Cunt Menace
Meh, it'd still be better than the Prequel Trilogy.
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I was watching, oh, I think it was the History Channel, and one of the experts they had on was a guy with the last name Kuntz. I hope for his sake it was pronounced "koontz."
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We have an employee in China who's last name is Kunt.
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Originally posted by Guinastasia
I was watching, oh, I think it was the History Channel, and one of the experts they had on was a guy with the last name Kuntz. I hope for his sake it was pronounced "koontz."
If he's part of my extended family of Kuntzes, it is. "Koontz", that is. Then again, I think the name is about as common back in the old country as Smith is here, so I'm sure some of them pronounce it the Zotti way.
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Originally posted by WhyNot
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Originally posted by Guinastasia
I was watching, oh, I think it was the History Channel, and one of the experts they had on was a guy with the last name Kuntz. I hope for his sake it was pronounced "koontz."
If he's part of my extended family of Kuntzes, it is. "Koontz", that is. Then again, I think the name is about as common back in the old country as Smith is here, so I'm sure some of them pronounce it the Zotti way.
They're just a big pack of Kuntz.
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This seems to fit a certain Mr Z to a T.
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Cuntsnaffler
A derivative of Cuntsnaffle. Someone who is clumsy, [del:1acy7069]stupid[/del:1acy7069], [del:1acy7069]chavvy[/del:1acy7069], likely to fuck up.
To be used against an individual of dubious nature/personage.
"I can't believe you did that, you fucking cuntsnaffler."
courtesy of Urban Dictionary
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I thought it would be interesting to search for cunt phrases which would make "good" sense in a certain context. To that end, here is my effort:
Dripping cunt - for 87,400 returns on Google
Drooling cunt - for 3,680 returns
Cunt drool - for 351 returns
Sweet cunt nectar - for 136 returns
Intoxicating cunt juice - for 0 returns (Win!)
As a side note, if ever I was to write erotic fiction, it would be a good bet one or two of these phrases would appear in that composition.
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Originally posted by Caerie
Now I shall try inserting cunt into titles of stories and see if anything comes up:
The Cunt Stand - 3
Interview with the Cunt Vampire - did not match any documents.
Clan of the Cunt Cave Bear - did not match any documents.
Flowers in the Cunt Attic - did not match any documents.
The Cunt Odyssey - 2
Star Cunt Wars - did not match any documents.
The good news is that I found the perfect title for a short film on Ed Zotti:
The Phantom Cunt Menace
You missed The Cunt Of Monte Cristo.
Update: Which is apparently a real porn title. I'm in the wrong job.
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How about a fairy tale angle?
Jack And The Cuntstalk - zero exact hits, surprisingly.
The Ugly Cuntling - none, alas!
Cunterella - 289
Snow White And The Seven Cunts - 150,000. Not bad!
Beauty And The Cunt - 3,590,000. YAY! Now we're cooking on gas.
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Originally posted by Scissorjack
You missed The Cunt Of Monte Cristo.
Update: Which is apparently a real porn title. I'm in the wrong job.
I'm not looking it up, but I bet Cuntact is, too. Mmmm...alien contact porn!
Cunt Dracula
The Cunting Edge
Cunting Loose
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Good Will Cunting.
No Cuntry For Old Men
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.... oh, and do you guys have Happy Scrappy Hero Pups?
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.... oh, and do you guys have Happy Scrappy Hero Pups?
Have you tried next door?
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Twat's Eating Gilbert Grape.
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"Numbcunt" has always been one of my favorites.
348 google hits for it, too.
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There's nothing that can't be improved by adding -0-Riffic!
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I was always fond of cuntstruck, which is so damn descriptive. The linked page, though, has all your cunt needs. To the cuntwarren, Robin!
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1310 hits for my fave: cuntnugget...
Which do you think is worse: cuntbucket or bucketcunt?
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Originally posted by Butterscotch
1310 hits for my fave: cuntnugget...
Which do you think is worse: cuntbucket or bucketcunt?
Cuntbucket is a more effective term, as it rolls off the tongue better.
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Cuntsauce is better, although it oozes, rather than rolls off the tongue.
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Originally posted by Scissorjack
You missed The Cunt Of Monte Cristo.
Update: Which is apparently a real porn title. I'm in the wrong job.
Which I actually own on VHS. No lie.
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My ex-girlfriend had a friend of a friend named Consuela that she couldn't stand, so she always referred to her as "Cuntsuela." Depending on how you pronounce Consuela, it's a subtle enough change that people don't notice, but I would always hear that hint of a 't' in there and had a hard time keeping a straight face.
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I believe this is why there is now an istanbul.
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Cunt, cunt, Cunt of the Jungle
strong as she can be
Ahh-Eee-Ahh-Eee-Ahh-Eee-Ahh
Watch out for Ed Zeeeee!
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While driving I sometimes come out with some odd ones for people that cut in front of me..
"Son of a cunt-whore" is one that I put together on impulse when an old lady blew through a stop sign and almost hit me yesterday.. I laughed after thinking about what I'd said (and in the relief of realizing that I wasn't going to get hit by several feet).
oh, and on edit, "cunt-turd" is one I've heard often for a description of a child who's parent is overly "my child is perfect, the world must bow to them, you wouldn't believe what my kid did today, everyday I tell you a story like this, but you wouldn't believe it, I'm going to be late for work so you're going to have to cover for an hour because I'm bringing little Jimmy to a friend's house, but he's so cute.." not so much as an insult to the child, per se, but more so meaning "I don't care about your cunt turd, stop talking about it constantly and let me do my job."
Not that I've said that, just thought it. I generally wander away from such people and their boxes of candy/popcorn/cookies/pizza kit forms they're selling for the brat's 4H, school, etc.. while the kid is at home stuffing its face with Cheetos and watching Spongebob.
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Originally posted by danceswithcats
Cunt, cunt, Cunt of the Jungle
strong as she can be
Ahh-Eee-Ahh-Eee-Ahh-Eee-Ahh
Watch out for Ed Zeeeee!
This is why people make fun of us.
This is not funny or clever or witty. It is just dumb. Please stop.
Thank you.
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This is why people make fun of us.
I don't give a flying cunt if other people make fun of me, domebo, or anything else I participate in. Mockers are welcome to mock if it pleases them; it's been a long time since 6th grade, when I actually got butthurt over the opinions of strangers.
danceswithcats, please make any jokes you like in this thread.
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Yeah leander, go sit on a sharpened stake, you grumpy bastard!
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Originally posted by leander
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Originally posted by danceswithcats
Cunt, cunt, Cunt of the Jungle
strong as she can be
Ahh-Eee-Ahh-Eee-Ahh-Eee-Ahh
Watch out for Ed Zeeeee!
This is why people make fun of us.
This is not funny or clever or witty. It is just dumb. Please stop.
Thank you.
Oh, c'mon. It was a little funny.