False; my boss is a legitimately neat person as well as a cool lady to work for.
TNP has a prick of a boss.
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False; my boss is a legitimately neat person as well as a cool lady to work for.
TNP has a prick of a boss.
False, my boss is a sweetheart.
TNP has had a perm.
Never ever.
TNP has been to Moscow.
Never to Moscow and actually no interest in going.
TNP has been out of their home country.
Well, I was born in a country (South Vietnam) that doesn't even technically exist anymore, so I've spent almost my entire life out of my home country. But even considering the USA as my home country - which I do - I've been to probably 8-10 others, none more recently than 1998.
TNP has a valid passport.
False. I've been meaning to renew it for awhile now, and have actually filled out the forms.
TNP has been to Nantes.
No, and if I ever found myself there, I would just wander around and ask people which way to the Edict, since it's the only landmark I know. :fail:
TNP has been to hell and back.
Damn straight. I've been to Iqaluit, so I truly know what Hell looks like when it's frozen over.
TNP has been to Heaven.
Sometimes it's felt that way, but I know better. So no.
TNP has been to Osaka.
False. I'd love to go to Japan.
TNP has been to a birthday party outside his or her home during this calendar year.
No, my friends and I don't go much for b-day parties, and my small relatives are a bit far away for traveling.
TNP likes celebrating their birthday.
False. My birthday became less and less of a big deal each year starting at about age 25, and by about 35, I was cringing when people tried to make a big deal out of them (I'm now 38). I actually kind of roll my eyes at people my age who still want a huge deal made out of their birthdays; I lump them in the same general psychological profile as people who cheerfully pay the extra fee to get vanity license plates for their car.
TNP has been to more funerals than weddings.
Hmm....No, I think more weddings, but I haven't been doing tally marks.
TNP would really like some candy right now.
False, I'm not hungry.
TNP is having a productive work day.
True; actually a frantically productive one, in fits and starts.
TNP knows what he or she is having for lunch.
True. Probably nothing.
TNP has been to Penzance.
Nope, I'm not even sure where it is.
TNP has seen a moose in the wild.
Hmmm... not that I can recall. What kind of Canadian am I?
TNP has seen an armadillo in the wild.
True, many many times. Texas will do that to you. Also, armadillo roadkill is the grossest roadkill. :barf:
TNP has seen a bald eagle in the wild.
True, near my grandparents' cabin in Up North Wisconsin.
(All the armadillo roadkill I ever saw was ... kind of cute. They were always rolled up on their backs with their 4 little legs in the air.)
TNP has seen a whooping crane.
No, but my mother has.
TNP has seen a live buffalo.
True, on a ranch out west - I think it might've been New Mexico.
(Penzance is in Cornwall, UK).
TNP has been to Quito.
True! I've been to Quito, ate at Pizza Hut, and been to the Mitad del Mundo (Middle of the World) monument a few miles north. Stood with one foot on each hemisphere, got my pic taken, the works. Hey, I was 20. If I had it over again, I'd cut the touristy shit and spend more time exploring one of the most famously amazing Spanish colonial cities in the Americas.
TNP has been to Niagara Falls.
Correct, just last summer. It was just as awesome as I remembered from my childhood, and our boys really enjoyed it, too. The Maid of the Mist ride was also wet but fun.
TNP has been to Rostov.
False: neither on- or off-Don. :fail:
TNP has been to Georgia and California and anywhere he or she could run, has taken the hand of a preacher man and made love in the sun, has run out of places and friendly faces, because he or she had to be free, has been to paradise but has never been to me.
Well, I've been to California, but that's about it. I'm not sure how I'd avoid being to me, now that I think about it.
TNP has toted a barge and lifted a bail.
Never toted a barge, but I did lift a bail or two, back in the day when I had a summer job on a farm.
TNP has been to Samarkand.
False.
TNP has gone punting on a river.
Nah, I've been in some boats, but I don't think I've done anything that could be described as "punting".
TNP has been duck hunting.
False. I've shot off quite a few guns in my day, but never hunted anything.
TNP has been to Tashkent.
(EH, are you playing Civilization and just rattling off the names of your settlements?)
False. :)
TNP has a working, non-digital (i.e. film-using) camera in the house.
Uh, maybe? Can't remember the last time anybody used it, but I don't remember throwing it out....
TNP could cheerfully shoot someone they've talked to today.
I'm sure you can figure out the pattern to my queries.
No, I don't hate anybody I've spoken to today that much. There are two people in my lifetime that I knew personally that I would have, at one time, gladly have shot: my sister (we get along much better now, fortunately) and an asshole I knew in high school. Just about everyone else I can forgive and forget.
TNP has been to Samarkand.
False.
TNP has been on TV.
Correct. I was interviewed at a protest march once, 20-some years ago.
TNP has been to Toledo (either in Spain or Ohio).
True, I've been to BOTH. :sci: This is the superior Toledo.
TNP owns a sword.
False, I had one of those cheesy katana-wakizashi-tanto sets from QVC for the longest time (they may have been stamped steel, but they were ludicrously sharp nonetheless), but I left it in Texas when I moved up to Utah in 2010, moving trailer space being at a higher premium than dubious ninja cred at the time.
TNP owns a pair of roller skates or roller blades.
False - never have.
TNP has been to Uvalde.
False - umm, where was that again?
TNP wanted to be a pilot when they were younger.
True!
TNP wanted to be a professional athlete of some kind when they were younger.
Heh, sure, but in a daydreaming kind of way, because I was never actually competent in any sport.
TNP wanted to be a firefighter when they grew up.
Eh, maybe when I was four.
TNP currently does, as an occupation, what they wanted to as a child.
FALSE. :sob:
TNP currently works in the occupation they trained for in school (college/trade school/whatever) (:SOB:).
True. I went to law school and I now serve as a magistrate.
CIAS, since you asked: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Uvalde,_Texas
TNP has been to Vegas.
Yep, wouldn't mind going again.
TNP has been to Macau.
False.
TNP has never used their degree since leaving university
False, as noted above.
TNP has been to Woolloomooloo.
Without looking, I'm going to say that's in Australia, which would make it a no. :)
TNP has a tattoo (or more than one).
True, though I'm thinking of having it removed.
TNP has used a personal trainer.
Nah, not my thing.
TNP has rented a storage unit.