I don't think
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I don't think
so, but maybe
we can make
decorative matchbook covers,"
"That's just crazy
talk. Stow it!"
"But I wanted
to weaponize it."
The conversation subsided
as everyone realized
a chill silence
had fallen over
all assembled. Someone
raised his arm
. "Look, it's Superman!"
No, it wasn't.
It was actually
a bird or
a flying tomato.
"That's just stupid,"
said a skeptic.
As the tomato
flew by their
blank, disbelieving faces,
"...anyway, back to
Oz," she said.
"Please shoot me!"
So we did.
Then we looked
across the vast
expanse of intergalactic
deserted island, and
shot the cynic
and ate him.
He was chewy,
from the fat
and gristle that
come from living
underneath a damp
washcloth. After we
stowed the leftovers,
we slept. Then
we partied hearty!
"We're not getting
any younger, guys!"
So let's go
back to where
we saw the
whale. I think
it's a penguin.