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hatesfreedom presents
a
spike lee joint
in cooperation
with
magnolia
productions
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Featuring Gary Busey as "Darlen"
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Is that first guy Jamie Oliver?
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CAN I BE IN IT???
oh this is a nice couch you have in here
MYRNALENE as "Doctor Bird"
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If you need a "fluffer" or a "stunt wood", I'm yer man, hates.
50 Cent and Exy as...
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Ivan Astikov as Slick
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An Gadaí as "Irish"
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I want in on this bad boy too.
Academy Award winner
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Cluricaun as "Oscar"
Oscar, the former special forces veteran reincarnated into the body of a dog, is my fave character already.
I want to be in the movie too!
Let me do the audition, hates. You get all the babes with that cute little hat!
I WANT MY OWN TRAILER
Pepperlandgirl in her debut
performance as
"Megan Fox"
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Originally posted by ivan astikov
What am I going to do with these difficult actors!?Quote:
Originally posted by Exy
Can I get in?
I wanna be in it!
I will dance.
Orual & Rube
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as "Chuck
and Mandy"
Can I be the guy who gets rich fetching odd things for difficult actors? I promise I'll wear a toque and really dark sunglasses all the time.
Do you do any private "fluffing"?Quote:
Originally posted by ivan astikov
Excuse me Mr. Hates, I'm trying to make my big break in Hollywood and would just love to star in your wonderful film.
Somehow Rotten Tomatoes has already rated this at 97%.
thank god for your help with these difficult actors!?!Quote:
Originally posted by Jaglavak
Of course he does, this is hollywood god damn it. If Roman did it, so can we.Quote:
Originally posted by Glazer
Roger Ebert says
TFR is perfect as
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"The Colonel"
Principle Shooting on the movie
: s m u g :
has begun
I AM A DANCING ANTELOPE.
:: pant, wheeze ::Quote:
Originally posted by hatesfreedom
OK, I got the leather teddy, the asparagus, and the 14 gallons of whip cream. I couldn't find a chihuahua so I brought a yorkie instead.
Yeah, yeah. Hey look I *know* it's not the same. Just wait til they huff all the nitrous out of the whip cream and they'll be too stoned to notice.
Principal. Almost nothing offends me except bad spelling.Quote:
Originally posted by hatesfreedom
Of course it's possible that it's a typo rather than a spelling error.
And hey, good, this is in the pit.. Baldwin, do you even know how to not be a pompous jackass douche? Just curious.
I'll have you know I fired my agent when I found out he didn't send me the script on this marvelous work of art. I am so excited about this cinematic sensation, I am willing to share a trailer AND have blue m&ms included. A star will put up with a LOT, if the work is worthy.
I'm ready for my close up.
Wow. filming isn't even over yet and we already have our first fanboy nitpick.Quote:
Originally posted by Baldwin
Want an autograph? :lol:
Do you need an animal handler :dumbo:and a spear man :hist:? I could help with the sets :smash: and :sci: or play a happy Jewish guy :hoj: I am quite good and many things. :smug:
I will also work against nitpickers. :Shake: + :smash:
Is that cool? :cool: Can I be in?
I think someone is a bit of an attention whore....
Principle: 1 a : a comprehensive and fundamental law, doctrine, or assumption b (1) : a rule or code of conduct (2) : habitual devotion to right principles <a man of principle> c : the laws or facts of nature underlying the working of an artificial device
2 : a primary source : origin
3 a : an underlying faculty or endowment <such principles of human nature as greed and curiosity> b : an ingredient (as a chemical) that exhibits or imparts a characteristic quality
The shooting of this masterpiece using the laws of nature underlying the working of the artificial device (the camera) has begun. Nitpick this.
Curiosity is healthy. I'm curious myself. Did I offend you by making a joking post in a joke thread? Or was your insult a non sequitur?Quote:
Originally posted by Taumpy
Any movie worth its salt has a wrangler of some sort in the credits. I'm sensing this epic is going to need an elephant wrangler.
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ETA: Just wanted to add that I feel the goddamn studio suits have degraded and ruined the original artistic vision, whatever that might have been.
Of course they did! That's what they do.Quote:
Originally posted by Baldwin
Now, who ordered the carton of Oxycontin and Valium? And the limo's here. Black Mercedes, just like they ordered. I couldn't get Marge Schott to drive it. But the bag lady from down the street is a dead ringer, so I hired her. She drives pretty good for a street bum.
I'll take one Oxy. I'm giving up cigarettes soon and I need a little help.Quote:
Originally posted by Jaglavak
Yo! just dump the pills over here and lose the bag lady. She's harshing my mellow.Quote:
Originally posted by Jaglavak