Offering a rancid turnip to Great Aunt Edna, just after remarking how nice it is to have Trojan Man back on Mellophant!
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Offering a rancid turnip to Great Aunt Edna, just after remarking how nice it is to have Trojan Man back on Mellophant!
Parking your car on top of Great Aunt Edna because she was too busy waving to Trojan Man.
Queasily barfing on your Great Aunt Edna's nicely-polished front-hall floor after eating too many nachos.
Ripping the head off Great Aunt Edna's favourite doll.
Singing "I've Got A Lovely Set of Coconuts" at the top of your lungs during a funeral.
Telling an acquaintance that his former lady friend is out front being fingerbanged by a bunch of dudes in public.
Ululating with battery acid mouthwash.
Violating Great Aunt Edna's trust in some way.
"Washing" a "friend's" windshield with spraypainted crude insults.
Xenophobing poor old Great Aunt Edna.
Yanking out the power cord for a friend's computer when you know she needs the juice, and not telling her.
Zip-tying tightly the esophagus of an unruly beast until it perishes.
Absolutely never bathing on any day of the week ending in "y."
Bitching about bitches to friendly bitches using the word "bitch."
Calling the library and asking what pornographic literature is available for checkout.