A minute is a long time?

People always keep saying that a minute is nothing, that it is really quick and that things always take longer.

But a minute can be a long time and many things can be accomplished in less than a minute.

What can you do, in less than a minute that could be considered an accomplishment?

Recite some pretty good poetry.

When I was 14, masturbate to completion twice.

Make my bed.

Drink 2-3 shots.

Piss someone off by talking to them after I've had 2-3 shots.

Wrap a present.

Type 70 words.

Get well started with CPR to save someone's life.

Greet a defendant, quickly look over his criminal or traffic record, and either take a plea or continue his case.

Write a witty and memorable post (although that usually takes much, much longer, if I manage it at all).