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Re: Where is my FUCKING Oyster Card?
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Originally posted by RoOsh
But the lady still gave me a discount on my food cuz I was sweet about it.
Charter members will always get a 20% discount at the Fucking Oyster*.
*Alcoholic beverages, tax and gratuity exclude. Offer not valid in states will more than 300,000 residence. The Fucking Oyster reserves the right to end this promotion at any time without warning. Fucking Oyster employees may not be legal residents, and may not be fully trained in food preparation or sanitation. The Fucking Oyster accepts no liability for illness or accidental death as a result of employee negligence, depression brought on by post binge-eating regret or colon-stretching flatuence. The Fucking Oyster is a wholly-owned subsidiary of the Dipilatory Products division of Union Carbide LLC. All Rights reserved. Member FDIC, FSLIC, UNICEF and Student for Free Hand Guns.
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I trust you'll be using 100% pure lard to fry the hush puppies. Go with tradition.
Mmmm, Genny Cream Ale and hush puppies. Hope you have a lot of toilets there handy, too. I'd suggest a row of porta-pots out back.
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Originally posted by krisolov
I trust you'll be using 100% pure lard to fry the hush puppies. Go with tradition.
Mmmm, Genny Cream Ale and hush puppies. Hope you have a lot of toilets there handy, too. I'd suggest a row of porta-pots out back.
I was thinking more along the lines of a vomitorium.
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Re: Where is my FUCKING Oyster Card?
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Originally posted by Oliveloaf
If we add beer to the Fucking Oyster menu, it can only be one type of one brand.
Say, Genesee Cream Ale...or something else cheap and poundable.
Nah, I think you should go with Pearl.
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Genny, Pearl, Iron City...any cheap-ass beer will do.
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Balentine Ale
Old Style (quite poundable when ice cold)
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PBR all the way. Onlt thing to drink with Hush Puppies.
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My only complaint with all those other beers is that they're not normally found inside oysters. :tongue:
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Re: Where is my FUCKING Oyster Card?
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Originally posted by Oliveloaf
The FO is now hiring.
I'd be willing to wait tables or wash dishes.
I insist upon being paid in PBR and hushpuppies, though.
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I have a question: why are my lame threads never hijacked and given a dose of the awesomesauce like this one? Huh?
You people make me sick, although the food might have something to do with that.
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Re: Where is my FUCKING Oyster Card?
Well I know exactly where my Oyster Card is.
It's right by my bed, here in a village in rural Greece.*
No problems for me if I need to hop on the tube.
*It really is, and has been for a few months. Just lying there in its little blue wallet. I have no idea why.
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Originally posted by AllWalker
You people make me sick, although the food might have something to do with that.
What, you got something against hush puppies?
Communist.
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Just pondering a hush-puppy sandwich.
Like, on a long roll, with melted cheese and mayo.
Oh God.
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Re: Where is my FUCKING Oyster Card?
Quote:
Originally posted by Oliveloaf
Quote:
Originally posted by RoOsh
But the lady still gave me a discount on my food cuz I was sweet about it.
Charter members will always get a 20% discount at the Fucking Oyster*.
*Alcoholic beverages, tax and gratuity exclude. Offer not valid in states will more than 300,000 residence. The Fucking Oyster reserves the right to end this promotion at any time without warning. Fucking Oyster employees may not be legal residents, and may not be fully trained in food preparation or sanitation. The Fucking Oyster accepts no liability for illness or accidental death as a result of employee negligence, depression brought on by post binge-eating regret or colon-stretching flatuence. The Fucking Oyster is a wholly-owned subsidiary of the Dipilatory Products division of Union Carbide LLC. All Rights reserved. Member FDIC, FSLIC, UNICEF and Student for Free Hand Guns.
You'll serve alcohol to Canadians without requiring to see our passports (when we look all of our 40 years old), right?
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Re: Where is my FUCKING Oyster Card?
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Originally posted by Oliveloaf
Just pondering a hush-puppy sandwich.
Like, on a long roll, with melted cheese and mayo.
Oh God.
I can't do it. I can't do a starch sandwich, even if it's deep fried starch.
Do I have to turn in my Fucking Oyster Card? *sob*
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That's okay - for you I'll make my famous grilled fat and fat sammich: grilled avacado and cheese.
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Originally posted by OtakuLoki
That's okay - for you I'll make my famous grilled fat and fat sammich: grilled avacado and cheese.
Is there any mayo or ranch dressing involved here? I hope so.
Ooh, or like som Arby's Horsey Sauce.
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I could go for the Arby's Horsey sauce. Do we want it for a dip, or spread inside the sammich?
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Originally posted by Oliveloaf
Just pondering a hush-puppy sandwich.
Like, on a long roll, with melted cheese and mayo.
Oh God.
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Originally posted by OtakuLoki
That's okay - for you I'll make my famous grilled fat and fat sammich: grilled avacado and cheese.
Holy shit you guys.
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We may be close to developing a signature sandwich for the Fucking Oyster. If we go with sandwiches at all.
The Double Puppy Fuck w/Cheese.
Long roll, spread with mayo on both sides, a generous helping of hush puppies, piled high with thin-sliced avocado, and then slathered
with American cheese and toasted until the cheese is bubbling.
Served with a side of ranch or Horsey Sauce for dipping, and a prepaid cell phone with 911 on speed dial.
The Double Puppy Fuck w/ Cheese ValuePak(tm) includes an Olde English 800 tall boy and a neck rub from a
retired escort-service employee. $8.99 plus tax.
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Re: Where is my FUCKING Oyster Card?
Quote:
Originally posted by Oliveloaf
Long roll, spread with mayo on both sides, a generous helping of hush puppies, piled high with thin-sliced avocado, and then slathered
with American cheese and toasted until the cheese is bubbling.
Served with a side of ranch or Horsey Sauce for dipping, and a prepaid cell phone with 911 on speed dial.
The Double Puppy Fuck w/ Cheese ValuePak(tm) includes an Olde English 800 tall boy and a neck rub from a
retired escort-service employee. $8.99 plus tax.
Good lord, I never knew I could get indigestion just from reading something ...
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Originally posted by Orual
Quote:
Originally posted by Oliveloaf
Long roll, spread with mayo on both sides, a generous helping of hush puppies, piled high with thin-sliced avocado, and then slathered
with American cheese and toasted until the cheese is bubbling.
Served with a side of ranch or Horsey Sauce for dipping, and a prepaid cell phone with 911 on speed dial.
The Double Puppy Fuck w/ Cheese ValuePak(tm) includes an Olde English 800 tall boy and a neck rub from a
retired escort-service employee. $8.99 plus tax.
Good lord, I never knew I could get indigestion just from reading something ...
Does that mean you want two, or just one? :lol:
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I think they should be called Fuck Puppies. And in Canada, we'll call them Puck Fuppies.
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A Double Puppy Fuck D-Lux(tm) would come served with chili, cheese and onions.
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....I hate you guys.
Now I'm hungry.
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oh God... I'll have a Double Puppy Fuck D-Lux and a roll of toilet paper, please.
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You people are literally nauseating.
I understand doper picture threads much better now.
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Originally posted by Excalibur
You people are literally nauseating.
I understand doper picture threads much better now.
Think of it as cullinary masterbation.
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we could also add Fuck Puppy Minis.
for the kiddies.
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Originally posted by Oliveloaf
we could also add Fuck Puppy Minis.
for the kiddies.
I like the way you think. :)
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Shall the Fucking Oyster have a breakfast menu?
And should it involve sausage gravy?
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If the Fucking Oyster does go for a separate breakfast menu I think it should have sausage gravy.
I'm not convinced that it needs a separate breakfast menu, though.
OTOH, how would people like the Scotch Puppy Fuck? Described, here:
Ingredients:
1 long roll, as used for the Double Puppy Fuck
2 hard boiled eggs
4 oz breakfast sausage, uncased, unformed, raw
6 oz hush puppy batter
sausage gravy
2 oz grated cheddar cheese (optional)
Directions:
Take the hard boiled eggs, wrap each with a thin layer of the breakfast sausage, then coat each in a similar layer of the hush puppy batter. Deep fry. Remove eggs from fryer, and cut into quarters. Place eggs on roll, cover with a ladle's worth of the sausage gravy, and sprinkle cheese, if wanted, on top.
As always, the prepaid cell phone with 911 preprogrammed is complimentary with your purchase.
I'm actually starting to want to try making this. Must resist... After all, can't eat pork any more.
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Re: Where is my FUCKING Oyster Card?
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Originally posted by OtakuLoki
If the Fucking Oyster does go for a separate breakfast menu I think it should have sausage gravy.
I'm not convinced that it needs a separate breakfast menu, though.
OTOH, how would people like the Scotch Puppy Fuck? Described, here:
Ingredients:
1 long roll, as used for the Double Puppy Fuck
2 hard boiled eggs
4 oz breakfast sausage, uncased, unformed, raw
6 oz hush puppy batter
sausage gravy
2 oz grated cheddar cheese (optional)
Directions:
Take the hard boiled eggs, wrap each with a thin layer of the breakfast sausage, then coat each in a similar layer of the hush puppy batter. Deep fry. Remove eggs from fryer, and cut into quarters. Place eggs on roll, cover with a ladle's worth of the sausage gravy, and sprinkle cheese, if wanted, on top.
As always, the prepaid cell phone with 911 preprogrammed is complimentary with your purchase.
I'm actually starting to want to try making this. Must resist... After all, can't eat pork any more.
I am in awe.
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That sounds good, in an "Extreme food" kind of way.
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Originally posted by OtakuLoki
As always, the prepaid cell phone with 911 preprogrammed is complimentary with your purchase.
I'm thinking there would be defibrillators every 10 feet or so.
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Originally posted by Oliveloaf
we could also add Fuck Puppy Minis.
for the kiddies.
I think we should call them Chunks. Fuck Puppy Chunks, with a rascally puppy mascot. With an eyepatch or something. Maybe a peg leg, too.
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Originally posted by BiblioCat
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Originally posted by OtakuLoki
As always, the prepaid cell phone with 911 preprogrammed is complimentary with your purchase.
I'm thinking there would be defibrillators every 10 feet or so.
Yeah, but they don't get to take the AEDs home. We'll need those at The Fucking Oyster.
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Re: Where is my FUCKING Oyster Card?
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Originally posted by krisolov
Quote:
Originally posted by Oliveloaf
we could also add Fuck Puppy Minis.
for the kiddies.
I think we should call them Chunks. Fuck Puppy Chunks, with a rascally puppy mascot. With an eyepatch or something. Maybe a peg leg, too.
Chunks it is!
What's the mascot puppy's name? is Fucky out of line?
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No, no. Chunks is the dog.
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Originally posted by silenus
No, no. Chunks is the dog.
Chunks!
"Hey Kids! Come to the Fucking Oyster this Sunday to meet Chunks!"
Yup.
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Re: Where is my FUCKING Oyster Card?
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Originally posted by Oliveloaf
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Originally posted by krisolov
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Originally posted by Oliveloaf
we could also add Fuck Puppy Minis.
for the kiddies.
I think we should call them Chunks. Fuck Puppy Chunks, with a rascally puppy mascot. With an eyepatch or something. Maybe a peg leg, too.
Chunks it is!
What's the mascot puppy's name? is Fucky out of line?
I like Fucky better than Chunks - it made me snort out loud. :)
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Someone with some talent has to put together the marketing program for the FO.
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Re: Where is my FUCKING Oyster Card?
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Originally posted by OtakuLoki
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Originally posted by BiblioCat
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Originally posted by OtakuLoki
As always, the prepaid cell phone with 911 preprogrammed is complimentary with your purchase.
I'm thinking there would be defibrillators every 10 feet or so.
Yeah, but they don't get to take the AEDs home. We'll need those at The Fucking Oyster.
Well, no, of course not. But with some of the sandwiches you guys are suggesting, the waitstaff will need to be trained in how to use them.
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Originally posted by BiblioCat
Well, no, of course not. But with some of the sandwiches you guys are suggesting, the waitstaff will need to be trained in how to use them.
It's not too hard, aim in the direction of the person clutching their chest and gasping, yell "clear!" and throw the switch.
Then again, maybe all the chairs should just have built in defibrillators with control switches on the table so other members of the dining party can just throw the switch and continue with their meal. "Billy, Daddy's having an M.I. would you be a dear and flip the switch and then pass me the salt?"
That thing with the sausage gravy sounds good.
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Will you be serving these at The Fucking Oyster? It's a cone made of bacon, filled with scrambled eggs, topped with sausage gravy and a biscuit.
They'd fit right in with the theme. Mmmmmmm.....
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Originally posted by featherlou
I like Fucky better than Chunks - it made me snort out loud. :)
I think Fucky works just fine. It's a heart-warming name for a mascot.
Just remember he's a shill to sell Chunks. Lots of Fuck Puppy Chunks. Or else Fucky gets a beating.
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Originally posted by krisolov
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Originally posted by featherlou
I like Fucky better than Chunks - it made me snort out loud. :)
I think Fucky works just fine. It's a heart-warming name for a mascot.
Just remember he's a shill to sell Chunks. Lots of Fuck Puppy Chunks. Or else Fucky gets a beating.
So...tempted...to change sig line...
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please feel free to do so. Fucky needs the support.
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Fucky needs friends. Along the lines of the Hamburgler and Mayor McCheese.