This, that, or the other?

Elizabeth... Swann: http://www.1280x1024desktopwallpaper...nightley25.jpg

:: innocent look ::

Or did you have another Elizabeth in mind?

Guilt, innocence or not proven?

Innocent - that's me, totally guilt free :)

Reservoir Dogs, Pulp Fiction or Kill Bill?

I'm not super-crazy about any of them but Kill Bill has some very enjoyable bits.

Die Hard, Lethal Weapon, or Commando?

Die Hard. I haven't seen the others.

Dogs, cats or hamsters?

Hmm...until they perfect the attack hamster, probably dogs.

Lice, fleas or ticks?

Ugh. Hate hate hate 'em all. Ticks, I guess - the easiest to see and remove.

Journey, Foreigner or Cheap Trick?

Not fond of any of them, will take Foreigner as the least objectionable.

Accordian, Harp or Recorder.

Harp, I guess, as the one most likely to be heard in Heaven, not Hell.

Heaven, Hell or Purgatory?

I'll take Heaven if it's a personally blissful afterlife, customized to what I would like, but not if it's just flying around with wings and harps. Borrrrrr-ing.

Pope, High Rabbi or Ayatollah?

I'll go for Pope. Everything I said could be down as infallible. Oh, the possibilities...

Dark Alley, Abandoned Car Lot or Empty Fairground?

Empty Fairground. Oh, the possibilities.

Keats, Shelley or Byron?

Shelley. "Ozymandias" has long been a favorite: http://www.potw.org/archive/potw46.html

Superman, Batman or Spiderman?

Batman, because well, he's the goddamn batman. Even though Frank Miller should really stick to writing his own stuff and not touching anyone else's.

Harry Potter, Twilight or the Hunger Games?

Harry Potter - easy pick for me. I don't think I'd like either Twilight or the Hunger Games, from what I've heard.

Voldemort, Sauron or Darth Vader?

Well, Sauron's an actual demon, not just a wannabe in a black robe, so he's gotta be cooler.

Aragorn, Beowulf or Gawain?

Beowulf - Aulde English badass.

Excalibur, Glamdring or Durendal?

Excalibur. I'm a giant Arthurian nerd.

Guinevere, Morgan le Fay, or the Lady of the Lake?

Guinevere, if I can be Launcelot. Morgan's an evil schemer and the Lady of the Lake is an untouchable water spirit. A man has needs, y'know.

Millennium Falcon, Enterprise-E or Serenity?

Millenium Falcon. Smaller, faster and probably more fun, if you can avoid the empire.

Horse, Camel or Llama?

Llama. Something about the double "L" just tickles my funnybone. Our boys once loved the book Is Your Mama a Llama?

J.S. Bach, Vivaldi or Handel?

Vivaldi. Gotta love the Four Seasons.

Brahms, Chopin, or Mendelssohn?

Ooo, I like 'em all, but I'd have to say Brahms. He wrote some sublimely beautiful music.

Smoke signals, telegraph or wigwag?

Telegraphs have an appealing, old-timey quality to them.

Tapestries, frescos, or mosaics?

Mosaics. I've always liked 'em and can't even really say why.

Telling time: Wall clock, wristwatch or cellphone?

Wristwatch, I love watches. Even a cheap one has a bit of panache.

Two part cocktails: Manhattan, Martini or Cape Cod?

Martini. Preferably with gin. Either olive or a twist, and what the heck, a Gibson is OK.

Bloody Mary, Bloody Caesar or Bloody Maria?

Never had the first, and never heard of the other two, so I guess I have to go with the first.

Sword, shield or spear?

Shield. I'm chicken.

Plato, Socrates, or Aristotle?

Socrates - my inner Bill and Ted is showing.

Left a bit, Right a bit or Up a bit?

Left a bit. Ooo, ah, that's good.

London, Paris or Rome?

London of course, finest city in the world bar none.

Skiing, sledging or warm cup of cocoa indoors?

Gimme dat hot cocoa.

Egg nog, hot cocoa or hot toddy?

No doubt at all: Egg nog with a stiff shot o' rum and a dash of nutmeg on top, just as I enjoyed earlier this evening!

Christmas tree set up weeks ahead of time, on Christmas Eve, or on Christmas Day itself?

On Christmas Eve, xmas decorations always go up later rather than sooner.

TTFN, Cya or Bye.

Bye. Simple is best.

Christmas tree, Yule log, or icicle lights?

Christmas tree, sweet joy of the season.

Turkey, goose or ham?

Of those three, ham, although I'm more partial to roast beef (lamb is even better, but traditionally an Easter dish here). Don't think I've ever actually had goose - I'd like to try it someday.

Tinsel: Yes, no or hell no?

Hell no. It gets everywhere and if you have any pets they'll inevitably attempt to eat it.

New Year's Eve: Celebrate in, out, or not at all?

Celebrate in. Can't remember the last time we went out. The Heiress and I just aren't wild-and-crazy partiers.

Champagne, sparkling cider or asleep by 10:30?

Cider, and lots of it please. :)

Christmas Shopping: A month, a week or a day to go?

A week. I try to get it done sooner, but there's always some last minute stuff that gets pushed up until that last week.

A Christmas Carol adaptations: Scrooge McDuck, the Muppets, or Bill Murray?

Given those choices, I'll go with Bill Murray. But George C. Scott or Patrick Stewart are best in my book.

Santa Claus, St. Nick or Kris Kringle?

But...but...Kris Kringle IS Santa Claus. I should know, I just watched Miracle on 34th Street and "I Believe" :)

Christmas turkey, Christmas Ham, or Christmas Goose?

Christmas turkey is what I've just about always had, but, man, goose is nice. I'd have it if I could.

Gin, vodka or tequila?

Never had goose. I'd like to someday.

Vodka, with orange juice in a screwdriver. The first drink to ever make me drunk.

Orange, lime or lemon?

Orange, preferably juiced and smooth.

Bold, Italic or Underline?

Underline has fallen into sad disuse, maybe it's time to revive it.

Bikini, one piece or nothing?

I kinda like one-piece bathing suits. Bikinis are OK, but it's the rare woman who IRL looks just great in the nude.

Airplane, balloon or glider?

Airplane, I guess. It's the one I've actually been in, and it's been useful to me.

Snickers, Mars or Three Musketeers?

Snickers; I don't think I've ever seen a Mars bar here in U.S.

Crosswords, Sudoku, or Jumbles?