why am i wearing pants
the question for the ages
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why am i wearing pants
the question for the ages
FREEDOM FROM PANTS
THROW OFF THE TYRANNY OF PANTS
And now I will share with you worthless snippets of PMs in my Giraffe Boards inbox. You know you care. You really do.
Quote:
Dear Elyanna,
You have received an infraction at The Giraffe Boards.
Reason: 1 hour in the Box for you
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one
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Answer: NOQuote:
Would I lie to you?
SCANDAL AND A HALFQuote:
Dear Elyanna,
You have received an infraction at The Giraffe Boards.
Reason: 1 hour in the Box for you
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Oh, yes.
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This infraction is worth 1 point(s) and may result in restricted access until it expires. Serious infractions will never expire.
Original Post:
http://www.giraffeboards.com/showthread.php?p=168780
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I still say it should be "marshmallowpants.com"
but sleeps says that makes us sound fat. ;_;
EDIT: AW SHIT
All the best,
The Giraffe Boards
actually, me-from-the-past, i think i do that every day.Quote:
i was going to post that in caps but i've caps myself hoarse today.
GLORIOUS MUSTACHE MONKEY
http://i23.photobucket.com/albums/b3...image006-1.jpg
♪Sometimes the TV is like a lover♫
pants
That is a delicate problem. I'd advise copious amounts of hammer therapy.
dum dee doo doo
cha cha cha.
*twirls Hatshepsut around the room*
*tries out this post padding thing*
say, this is pretty neat.
things on my desk: A poem in posts.
A stapler that is blue
a pair of scissors
they are blue too
but not as blue.
a lighter blue.
pastel blue
There are plants too.
i'm bored now.
molasses, perspicacity, palindrome.
Palindrome: Two VP Candidates enter, one leaves.
Shouldn't that be Palindome?
Or Palindrone.
Fart, squint, crepuscular.
supercalifragalistic
Content don't fail me now!
♫ I post in the morning
I post at night
I shirk my job to post
That's right.
I post in the evening
I post in the day
If my child needs me,
Sometimes I say
"Sorry, kid --
Go away.
I'm posting." ♫
I don't see no million posts.
SLACKERS!
HELP US!
Won't someone think of the posters?
I'm posting as hard as I can! THe laptop, she cannae take much more o' this!
Well, being able to post at warp 9 probably would help us a lot. Keep at it, Scotty, we don't have much choice. And it always works out okay on TV.
All I'm saying is if my keyboard starts sparking, you're on your own. No way I'm risking getting thrown halfway across the room.
Uh-oh we are being boarded by rogue Klingons.
*must not make a uranus joke*
It is tiring to say "Klingon sphincter" ten times in a row very, very fast.
Screw a million posts, I'm padding because I'm thisclose to Elephant.
Speaking of Star Trek, I usually have no use for it, but I really liked the 2009 movie.
Coming up with random things to say it not my strong suit. Curse my slow-wittedness. :(
Woo! 500 posts!
One of us! One of us!
Yup, pretty much. :lol: