This, that, or the other?

Stalin - in terms of someone who killed far to many of his own people.

Carrot, Parsnip or Marrow?

Carrot. No big on parsnip, and can't remember if I've had marrow.

Fountain pen, ballpoint, or felt-tip marker?

Fountain pen. I use the disposable Pilot Varsity kind and love 'em!

Crab bisque, crab cake or crab po' boy?

Not much of a Crab fan, but Crab Cakes will do.

Roast Turkey, Roast Duck or Roast Chicken?

Roast chicken

Batman, Superman, or Spiderman?

Batman - and definitely looking forward to Arkham City coming out soon.

Piranha, Great White Shark or Killer Whale?

Great White Sharks. Very cool, scary fish.

Warm sand, smooth rock or lush grass?

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Lush grass sounds nice right about now.

Play-Doh, Colorforms, or finger paint?

Play-Doh - must remember not to eat it.

Analogue watch, digital watch or pocket watch?

Analog watch. I'm now wearing one my mom gave me 30-some years ago.

Mercedes, Rolls Royce or Bentley?

I'll take a Rolls-Royce with a chaffeur please.

Swimming Session, Gym Session or Track session?

Swimming, I guess. Haven't been swimming in a while.

Whales, sharks, or cephalopods?

For out-and-out coolness, gotta go with sharks.

Lions, tigers or cheetahs?

Can't I take all three :kitteh:, oh well, guess I'll go with tigers.

Crossbow, Longbow or Flintlock?

Longbow. Nothing quite like all those movie scenes where the arrows almost blot out the sun.

Reality TV, Home Shopping Network, or steel needles plunged into your eyeballs?

I'll go for the steel needles available to you for the great price of no, not $99.99, not even $49.99, but to you, these eversharp steel needles are going to you for $9.99.

Hanging, Drawing or Quartering?

Drawing is a fine and relaxing pastime. I particularly like using colored pencils.

Chalk board, Whiteboard, or PowerPoint?

PowerPoint. Pretty cool when it's done well.

Stamps, postage meter or FedEx?

Stamps - and only 2 calories a lick.

Hilary Clinton, Nancy Pelosi or Michelle Bachmann??

Clinton, I still have a vague sense of respect for her. Pelosi is insipid and Bachmann is a lunatic.

Puppies, rainbows, or unicorns?

Unicorns. But the cool, fierce mythological kind, not the insipid, sickly-sweet kind you see in stickers on little girls' notebooks.

Peter, Paul or Mary?

I'll take Mary thanks.

A, B or C?

A, obviously.

Pig, cow, or sheep?

Pig = bacon and sausages :)

Black Hole, Red Giant or White Dwarf?

black hole.

Contact lenses, eyeglasses, or lasik surgery?

Glasses. I can't wear contacts and I don't want laserbeams shooting into my eyes.

Sugar, Splenda, or stevia?

Sugar. Tried and true.

Red, white or blue?

Blue.

Cornbread, biscuits, or dinner rolls?

Biscuits - freshly baked, still toasty warm, with butter and honey, please.

Bees, hornets or wasps?

Bees - because they make yummy honey

Barry, Robin or Maurice?

Barry, because of that amazing falsetto shriek and even more amazing foofy 70s hair.

Roses, lilies, or orchids?

Roses. Just love 'em. Sniffed some in Gettysburg over the weekend, as a matter of fact!

Gettysburg, Pearl Harbor or Stalingrad (the movies)?

I haven't seen Stalingrad, and Pearl Harbor was a steaming turd, so Gettysburg by default. It was pretty good.

James Bond: Roger Moore, Sean Connery, or Daniel Craig? (Sorry, Tim and George!)

Daniel Craig today. Sometimes it might be Connery.

Michael Keaton, Val Kilmer, or Christian Bale as Batman?

Michael Keaton got as close as anyone since Kevin Conroy.

Star Wars, Empire Strikes Back or Return of the Jedi?

Star Wars, the original, without a doubt. And Han shot first, dammit!

R2-D2, C-3PO or Chewbacca?

Chewbacca = least annoying. Winner.

Freddy, Jason, or Michael?

Jason. Hockey mask + machete = win.

Elementary, Middle, or High school?

Elementary. I was a bigshot then.

Athens, Sparta or Rome?

Athens for the Acropolis.

Vinyl, Cassette or CD?

CD.

A cold medicine that works to perfection on cough, sore throat, or stuffy nose?

Sore throat. I always get sore throats.

Snickers, Mars or Hershey bar?

Hershey bar. I know they're not good chocolate, but they taste like childhood, and they're the only thing that works properly on a s'more.

Lemon drops, Junior Mints, or Gummi Bears?

Lemon drops just edge out Junior Mints, but I like both very much indeed. If I never ate another Gummi Bear for the rest of my life I wouldn't mind.

Hobbits, Elves or Dwarves?

Elves. I always gravitate to the elves and half-elves when I play D&D.

History, Science, or Art museums?

History, with art a close second, and science a bit more distant third. But I like 'em all.

Portraits, landscapes or still lifes?

Landscapes, perhaps a bit more than still-lifes or portraits.

toothache, migraine or heartburn?

Heartburn, since it's most easily fixed IME.

Banjo, ukelele or trombone?

Banjo, I have a fondness for bluegrass.

Sneakers, boots, or sandals?