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Do bocors exist in the Midwest?
It's not my fault if you don't have access to the necessities for fighting off zombies.
You only have twelve and a half hours to get enough posts to protect against the zombies...
136 posts to go. Well 135, now.
134?
133.
132!
I think literally counting down might be unfair.
Palindrome number is mine! (131)
Rats
DAMNIY ZUUL WE LOST COUNT
:(
Now we'll never make it! The zombies will eat us!
AND IT WILL ALL BE YOUR FAULT!!!!
I'M SORRY.
(Little do they know I've been waiting for the zombies to come. Heh heh heh...)
Doomed! We're all doomed!
I'm gonna sing The Doom Song!
Well, yes. But is that really a surprise?Quote:
Originally posted by OtakuLoki
Well, it's coming sooner than I expected. I thought doom was going to be Tuesday.
No, I'd say it's par for the course.
Tuesday = DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM
I wonder what the cat will say then.
Assuming it's an evil cat, "yippee"?
Actually, it was an insane cat. So it's more likely to have said something like, "Mornington Crescent."
Which, now that I think about it, might be an awesome last word, just before passing away.
It would!
My sugar rush has finally crashed.
Good night/day.
FEAR THE ZOMBIES
G'night!
Rest well, Nrblex. And God speed.
I WILL FEAR NO ZOMBIES FOR I HAVE...
When I was twelve I made my own flamethrower. I've been preparing for the zombies for a long, long time.
The best thing about zombies and flamethrowers is you don't have to worry about the enemy shooting your fuel tank. Unlike the poor damned bastards on Iwo Jima.
100 posts to go.
Ugh, yeah. Reading about those guys really disturbed me. There wasn't a pleasant thing about their job.Quote:
Originally posted by OtakuLoki
I have spirit gum on my forehead. This may not have been as great a plan as I was hoping.
Why do you have spirit gum on your forehead?
I'm making a fake bulletwound and I used it to attach the latex app to my forehead. But it's still not sticking right in some places and sticking too well in others.
Ahh, that sucks. My brother did a bullet wound on his forehead using toilet paper and fake blood. It turned out surprisingly well.
yeah, that's pretty much what I'm doing. Unfortunately, I didn't feather the latex enough so there's a very abrupt line where my skin ends and the application begins.
Well, I'd better do my best to keep the zombies at bay.
Now 80 posts to go!
79...
pi
Mmmmmmm...... pie. :drools:
I really want some pie. :(
I want bread. Nice, chewy crusty bread.
Does no one care about the zombies?
Won't someone think of the zombies?
Actually, we've only got 43 to go. It'd be easy to hit it before midnight.
But will we?
Is our willpower strong enough to see us through and ward off the zombies?
We'll have to find out.
If we fail, at least I'll have reason to finally use my flamethrower. :madsci:
Can you just see the news tomorrow? "and in Wisconsin, the wild fires are still spreading. Fortunately they're burning through much of the zombie infestation at the same time."
Proof that silver linings always bring their own clouds.
I've always felt that if there was a zombie apocalypse, the frozen north would be the best place to go. Unless being a zombie has special antifreeze properties.
Well, why not? They've got so many other nonsensical properties.
True. Even if you get over the whole "walking dead" thing, dessication and vermin should reduce them quickly without said nonsensical properties.
I kind of want the zombies to come.
And with that sort attitude, we're all doomed.
Welp - it looks like we got apocalpized.
BRaaaaaaaaains!
so. many. zombie. threads. I can't take it anymore. Here, have my chainsaw, go forth and end the terror!
I've recently discovered I suffer from chainsawphobia. I think I'll go with a shotgun.
Which is why the flamethrower is the better option. Nothing could possibly go wrong with that!
I'll take the blame. I was out getting drunk instead of posting.
BURN THE FROG!!! MOB JUSTICE WILL FIX EVERYTHING!!! :hist:Quote:
Originally posted by Peeta Mellark
mmm tastes like chicken.
Did...did you...eat me?
:Licks fingers: Mmmm... we need more frogs here.
But I'm still posting after being eaten. Does that mean I'm a zombie frog?
We only ate the legs, you can keep your hands.
Now I want to carry around a roman helmet and sword and every time something goes wrong, I will put them on and yell, "Burn the [noun]! Mob justice will fix everything!"
Seriously, it is making me crack up over here.
I like it. Carrying the helmet and sword around might get a little tiring, though.Quote:
Originally posted by Inner Stickler
Only kind of??Quote:
Originally posted by Peeta Mellark
FTFYQuote:
Originally posted by Zuul
Is it 1,000,000 posts yet?
No, not yet. By my calculations if we averaged 2,328 posts a day for the next year we'd have a million posts.
Try harder!
post more.
This has been dormant too long.
Is there anywhere we can get a running count of total posts?
Hey, where's Peeta? Anyone in touch with him on Facebook?
I'm not on facebook. Soz.
He hasn't been very active on Facebook recently, but I'd seen him posting cookie recipes in the MMP over on the Dope the other day.Quote:
Originally posted by Sarahfeena
Aww, look. A zombie thread.
*feeds it some brains*
Good on you CIAS!