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I just saw Hatshepsut's title. Awwww!
You know what this means, though, don't you? In 30 years you'll have to come visit me in the weird old hippie nursing home, where the halls are scented of Listerine, the recreation room smells like mildewed carpet, and everyone's bedroom is enveloped in the grey stench of old underwear and talcum powder. But the residents will be all, like, "Peace, man, it's cool...but where's my bong?"
This is probably going to be more and more likely to happen as states keep decriminalizing pot. It would make people warehousing facility a lot more fun.Quote:
Originally posted by Hatshepsut
I just have shudder inducing thoughts about what the residents will do to refill the bong water. :oQuote:
Originally posted by What Exit?
No new posts since 21 November?
It's going to take us a while to get to a million at this rate, folks.
Obviously, we need to work a little harder here!
Darn Tootin' We Do!
I suggest everyone go get some shitty energy drinks and start cracking.
But then we'd all be sitting on the throne, not in front of the computer.Quote:
Originally posted by Zuul
If you're posting from the throne, I don't want to hear about it. Really.
Okay, point. That's what Twitter is for.
One brown trout... two brown trout....
Yanno, that explains so much about what goes on, on Twitter.
What type of shitty energy drink?
http://www.travelnotes.de/computer/bilder/jolt.jpg
http://www.duetsblog.com/uploads/ima...nk-RedBull.jpg
or
http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1357/...8215b366cb.jpg
What do ye think?
Which one tastes the least like sweetened vomit?
The cod liver oil.
An Gadai, that's very good, but ....
...with three photos, you could have easily spread that out....
...over three posts, see?
Only with such unwavering focus will we reach our million.
Ah you are quite correct.
I tried posting here from my new viewty (groan) earlier but it didn't work. :(
Time flies.
Banana flies.
Banana slugs
Slugs Slurp.
Slurp slugs.
Wow, that took a gross turn pretty fast.
Hey guys, only 870k-something posts to go. We shouldn't have ignored this thread for so long. :P
I know. It's gonna take caffeine, stamina, speed, and at least 3 more keyboards.
Bumped for Spitz and Orual's benefit.
thanx sticks.
appreciate it.
Woo! Thank you, Sticks!
really
hey mars
wot up wit thee?
bah
I want a ferret. I just thought I'd throw that out there.
ferrets are good, with the rite soy sauce.......
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yes sticky, i'm bored coz this is boring, but i need a higher poast count.......
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i have pool comp. tonight. i plan to win 3/3. not in a losing mood today.
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Okay, I need to post more, if Spitz has gotten this close to catching up with me!
I blame chate for my YouTube recommendations. I swear, it's been nothing but soap opera clips for the past couple of days.
ur still 109 ahead of me ATM!
Yup! So far, so good.
So, I need to post more, but I'm woefully uninspired.
:( me too.
so.........do you like... stuff?
posting dream images can be interesting.
I mean if I'm going to be haunted by the memory of squid-faced manatees, why shouldn't everyone else?
I sometimes have dreams where I have something like bubble gum in my mouth, but there's so much that it's all down my throat.
And, I do, in fact, like stuff.
horses feature a lot in my dreams. usually in a nightmarish kinda way.
........80!
I like horses! They don't like me, though. I swear, I always get the angry horse, or the skittish one, or the one that's having a "bad day."
I also have dreams where I'm running so fast that I actually achieve liftoff.
Did you know that horses can scratch their ears with their hind hoof? And may even do it while they have a rider on their back?
So glad that's never happened to me!:eek:Quote:
Originally posted by OtakuLoki
they're usually trampling me in my dreams. :(
Oh! I also have nightmares where I can't speak. It's like I'm being attacked and can't call for help, or I'm trying to catch up with someone and I can't call out to them. Those are terrifying to me, 'cause I totally have to talk about everything. All the time.
Once I dreamed I had a weird tumor inside my cheek that had a big lock of hair growing from it. The lock spilled out between my lips, and I had to eat and talk around it.
I had waist-length hair in those days, and I'm pretty sure I must have somehow wound up sleeping with a hank of it in my mouth. Kind of like the "I dreamed I ate a giant marshmallow and when I woke up my pillow was gone" joke, only real.
Okay, I can't watch comedies this late at night. I laugh really loud.
i had a series of dreams where i forgot my name. in bad scenarios for forgetting your name.
Oh! And, I one time dreamed that my teeth were all crumbling out, and I ended up looking kinda like a rat. It was really disturbing.
"Unlike some other Robin Hoods, I can speak with an English accent!"
*Cheeble*Cheeble*Quote:
Originally posted by Marsilia
What was really freaky was when I looked up what all the elements of that dream meant, and it sort of fit perfectly with what I was going through at the time.Quote:
Originally posted by OtakuLoki
Personally, I take great comfort in the theory that dreams don't really mean anything. I know there are competing theories, but I prefer that one.
Two...
♫ All I wanna do is drea-ea-ea-ea-eam..♪♫
I think a lot of it's anticdotal at best, and people playing "shrink to fit" at worst. It's still interesting to see when it fits.Quote:
Originally posted by OtakuLoki
I've heard dreams described as 'brain-farts while you sleep'. Some o' them are way scary, tho. Like über-dysentry or something.
:dance:TWO-HUNDRED POSTS!!!!!:dance:
:dance:YA-FREAKIN'-HOO!!!!!:dance:
Now! One more to grow on! :D
M shall go to bed now! :bye:
But it's only 20 past 10!
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Are we there yet?
As my aunt used to say as we crossed a bridge: "Yes. Get out."Quote:
Originally posted by What Exit?
In her defense, my sister, my cousin, and I were obnoxious little fuckers.
Adelante mi amigos!
I estimate we should reach 1,000,000 by 2020. WooHoo!
Shake harder boy!
I'm not quite close enough to 1000 posts to start padding. Almost there, though.
Wait a sec, you can only pad your posts when you're close? Damn. I've been doing it wrong again.
Since that post actually was padding, I thought I was clear that I was being ironical. :)
Wait! You're posting things you don't mean? How can you!? You fiend!
I smell fake outrage.
What does fake outrage smell of? Skunk, skunk cabbage, solar fried ant? Or something worse?
Rotten potato.
Free falling!
How ******normative is that?
Well don't get all butthurt about it.
**** ********** *** * ****** LOL!
1000 posts! Woo!
Let's all celebrate with Lady Gaga:
Congratulations!Quote:
Originally posted by Taumpy
1357 Posts FTW!
Big jobs!
I've nearly got 1000 posts...
Well, nearly 800, but edging slowly towards 1000.
And I'm trying not to postpad...
Because that would be unsportingly.
....of me
.... to resort to that.
...kind of thing.
By my calculations, this should only take us 13,697 years.
I'd be happy to see as reach 150k posts by Halloween.
It's all Zuul's fault that I end up watching those Christopher Valentine youtube videos at least once a week.
"The gnomes where hats that also represent their age."
Those videos are the greatest gift to mankind since fire.
Yeah, I suspect I was a tad optimistic when I started this thread, but hey it was 2009, mello wasn't in its walking ghost phase yet, and all was well with the world. :)
Aggie, you've watched 'Ghost' way too many times. Yes, it's sad that Patrick Swayze died, but we have to move on, man!
I always found the dance with Whoopie Goldberg kind of creepy.
I always found you kind of creepy.
(Fuck all y'all, i love whoopi goldberg) (Even if she doesn't eat eggs)
I still think she should marry Peter Cushion.
who dat?
She doesn't eat eggs?
As far as I know. She thinks they're slimy and gross. I read it in some book she wrote. I learned that she doesn't eat eggs and she thinks oral sex is the bomb, both giving and receiving. And she doesn't like john paul the second.
Eggs are slimy and gross, but oral sex is the bomb. Got it.
He the dude make her Mrs. Whoopi Cushion.Quote:
Originally posted by Inner Stickler
HAH
I don't wanna go to work. :(
Work will sap all of your vital fluids.
Who does?
I never seem to realize a poll is a poll on this board. I think it's because other messageboards I've been on with this messageboard type always have ads where the polls are so I automatically scroll past them with my eyes.
Then, when I realize, the thing I posted to the thread is never there.
Then then, I just feel marginalized!
Sexaholic prostitutes mainly.Quote:
Originally posted by Inner Stickler
I am too lazy to go back a page and remind myself of what that meant. I think it stands on its own.
The weekend is no time to stop post padding.
Yes, post padding is fun.
FUN, I SAY!
But so is sleeping in, eating good food, and hanging out with people you don't need to type at. :)
I try to have all the above, instead of either/or.Quote:
Originally posted by Zuul
Bank Holiday Sunday nights are Boring!
I
have
posted
a
lot.
Hey
Peeta!
How's
it
going?
It's the day before Halloween and we're at 149,821 posts.Quote:
Originally posted by CatInASuit
We can do it!
Only 176 to go!
They
build
up
Push!
quickly,
when
you're
trying
to
countdown
to a
milestone.
If we don't have 150k before midnight the zombies will win.
Consider yourselves warned!
what kind of zombies, though? Zombie people, or zombie kittens?
Hard to say, but it does appear we got a warning.
If I told you what kind of zombie attack it would be, that would ruin the surprise.
Does this mean I'll have to close my window?
Yanno, if it's zombie cockroaches - I don't think I want to survive in that world.
I wouldn't go that far. Maybe just the tab.
"Zombie cockroaches" can't exist, on account of them refusing to die the first time.
What you're really trying to say is that we already live in a world with zombie cockroaches.
That's what it sounds like to me. Unfortunately, these ones don't die when you chop off their heads.
Have I mentioned I have a doughtnut?
And the only other sure-fire way to kill a zombie is to stuff it's mouth with a blessed, boiled chicken.
Have you ever tried to stuff a boiled chicken into a cockroach's mouth?
Does it work if you use a syringe to do the "stuffing"?
I don't know. I've never tried that.
I think it's worthy of an experiment. How do I get a chicken blessed?
Is that one of those things that takes an old priest and a young priest?
Go to your neighborhood bocor and see what he requires for the service.