This, that, or the other?

Elizabeth... Swann: http://www.1280x1024desktopwallpaper...nightley25.jpg

:: innocent look ::

Or did you have another Elizabeth in mind?

Guilt, innocence or not proven?

Innocent - that's me, totally guilt free :)

Reservoir Dogs, Pulp Fiction or Kill Bill?

I'm not super-crazy about any of them but Kill Bill has some very enjoyable bits.

Die Hard, Lethal Weapon, or Commando?

Die Hard. I haven't seen the others.

Dogs, cats or hamsters?

Hmm...until they perfect the attack hamster, probably dogs.

Lice, fleas or ticks?

Ugh. Hate hate hate 'em all. Ticks, I guess - the easiest to see and remove.

Journey, Foreigner or Cheap Trick?

Not fond of any of them, will take Foreigner as the least objectionable.

Accordian, Harp or Recorder.

Harp, I guess, as the one most likely to be heard in Heaven, not Hell.

Heaven, Hell or Purgatory?

I'll take Heaven if it's a personally blissful afterlife, customized to what I would like, but not if it's just flying around with wings and harps. Borrrrrr-ing.

Pope, High Rabbi or Ayatollah?

I'll go for Pope. Everything I said could be down as infallible. Oh, the possibilities...

Dark Alley, Abandoned Car Lot or Empty Fairground?

Empty Fairground. Oh, the possibilities.

Keats, Shelley or Byron?

Shelley. "Ozymandias" has long been a favorite: http://www.potw.org/archive/potw46.html

Superman, Batman or Spiderman?

Batman, because well, he's the goddamn batman. Even though Frank Miller should really stick to writing his own stuff and not touching anyone else's.

Harry Potter, Twilight or the Hunger Games?

Harry Potter - easy pick for me. I don't think I'd like either Twilight or the Hunger Games, from what I've heard.

Voldemort, Sauron or Darth Vader?

Well, Sauron's an actual demon, not just a wannabe in a black robe, so he's gotta be cooler.

Aragorn, Beowulf or Gawain?

Beowulf - Aulde English badass.

Excalibur, Glamdring or Durendal?

Excalibur. I'm a giant Arthurian nerd.

Guinevere, Morgan le Fay, or the Lady of the Lake?

Guinevere, if I can be Launcelot. Morgan's an evil schemer and the Lady of the Lake is an untouchable water spirit. A man has needs, y'know.

Millennium Falcon, Enterprise-E or Serenity?

Millenium Falcon. Smaller, faster and probably more fun, if you can avoid the empire.

Horse, Camel or Llama?

Llama. Something about the double "L" just tickles my funnybone. Our boys once loved the book Is Your Mama a Llama?

J.S. Bach, Vivaldi or Handel?

Vivaldi. Gotta love the Four Seasons.

Brahms, Chopin, or Mendelssohn?

Ooo, I like 'em all, but I'd have to say Brahms. He wrote some sublimely beautiful music.

Smoke signals, telegraph or wigwag?

Telegraphs have an appealing, old-timey quality to them.

Tapestries, frescos, or mosaics?

Mosaics. I've always liked 'em and can't even really say why.

Telling time: Wall clock, wristwatch or cellphone?

Wristwatch, I love watches. Even a cheap one has a bit of panache.

Two part cocktails: Manhattan, Martini or Cape Cod?

Martini. Preferably with gin. Either olive or a twist, and what the heck, a Gibson is OK.

Bloody Mary, Bloody Caesar or Bloody Maria?

Never had the first, and never heard of the other two, so I guess I have to go with the first.

Sword, shield or spear?

Shield. I'm chicken.

Plato, Socrates, or Aristotle?

Socrates - my inner Bill and Ted is showing.

Left a bit, Right a bit or Up a bit?

Left a bit. Ooo, ah, that's good.

London, Paris or Rome?

London of course, finest city in the world bar none.

Skiing, sledging or warm cup of cocoa indoors?

Gimme dat hot cocoa.

Egg nog, hot cocoa or hot toddy?

No doubt at all: Egg nog with a stiff shot o' rum and a dash of nutmeg on top, just as I enjoyed earlier this evening!

Christmas tree set up weeks ahead of time, on Christmas Eve, or on Christmas Day itself?

On Christmas Eve, xmas decorations always go up later rather than sooner.

TTFN, Cya or Bye.

Bye. Simple is best.

Christmas tree, Yule log, or icicle lights?

Christmas tree, sweet joy of the season.

Turkey, goose or ham?

Of those three, ham, although I'm more partial to roast beef (lamb is even better, but traditionally an Easter dish here). Don't think I've ever actually had goose - I'd like to try it someday.

Tinsel: Yes, no or hell no?

Hell no. It gets everywhere and if you have any pets they'll inevitably attempt to eat it.

New Year's Eve: Celebrate in, out, or not at all?

Celebrate in. Can't remember the last time we went out. The Heiress and I just aren't wild-and-crazy partiers.

Champagne, sparkling cider or asleep by 10:30?

Cider, and lots of it please. :)

Christmas Shopping: A month, a week or a day to go?

A week. I try to get it done sooner, but there's always some last minute stuff that gets pushed up until that last week.

A Christmas Carol adaptations: Scrooge McDuck, the Muppets, or Bill Murray?

Given those choices, I'll go with Bill Murray. But George C. Scott or Patrick Stewart are best in my book.

Santa Claus, St. Nick or Kris Kringle?

But...but...Kris Kringle IS Santa Claus. I should know, I just watched Miracle on 34th Street and "I Believe" :)

Christmas turkey, Christmas Ham, or Christmas Goose?

Christmas turkey is what I've just about always had, but, man, goose is nice. I'd have it if I could.

Gin, vodka or tequila?

Never had goose. I'd like to someday.

Vodka, with orange juice in a screwdriver. The first drink to ever make me drunk.

Orange, lime or lemon?

Orange, preferably juiced and smooth.

Bold, Italic or Underline?

Underline has fallen into sad disuse, maybe it's time to revive it.

Bikini, one piece or nothing?

I kinda like one-piece bathing suits. Bikinis are OK, but it's the rare woman who IRL looks just great in the nude.

Airplane, balloon or glider?

Airplane, I guess. It's the one I've actually been in, and it's been useful to me.

Snickers, Mars or Three Musketeers?

Snickers; I don't think I've ever seen a Mars bar here in U.S.

Crosswords, Sudoku, or Jumbles?

Jumbles, but I really don't like any of the three. If I'm going to be monkeying around with words I'd rather play Bananagrams or Scrabble.

War Horse, Saving Private Ryan or Minority Report?

War Horse, Original play please, although the film is not supposed to be that bad.

Ed, Edd or Eddy?

Ed. But I prefer the entire name.

I saw War Horse last night and would give it a B. Spielberg has gotten just a little too heavy-handed in punching his audience's emotional buttons.

Horses, mules or cows?

Hmm, cows are what made us our money on the farm, so them.

Tolkien, Lewis or Martin?

It's super-close between him and Tolkien, but Lewis by a hair.

Poe, Lovecraft, or King?

King, definitely, but Poe and Lovecraft have a lot to offer, too. King has been better longer than either of them ever had the chance to be, alas.

Vampires, werewolves or mummies?

Mummies, because they're so totally ridiculous as figures of "horror" that they're always fun.

Cheerleader, nurse or cocktail waitress?

As a career, I guess I'd go for cheerleader. As a fetish? Um... cheerleader again.

Holmes, Marple or Wolfe?

Holmes by a mile.

Ninjas, pirates, or astronauts?

Astronauts, since their job doesn't inherently involve violence.

iPad, iPhone or iPod?

I only have an iPod, and I love it, Og help me I love it so! 1900+ songs and counting - and I thought I'd stop after a coupla hundred. Yeesh.

Friday, Saturday or Sunday?

Saturday is the best because it is the most relaxing and there's still another day off after it.

Morning, afternoon, or evening?

Evening. I can hang out with my kid and chill, if all goes well.

Hanging, stabbing or shooting?

I'll pretend this is asking about what form of murder I prefer in mysteries, and will answer... stabbing.

Democrat, Republican or Independent?

Democrat - if only by it being the least worst option.

Conservative, Labour or Liberal Democrat?

Uh, I dunno, Conservative, at least they seem to actually stand for something.

Scotch, Irish or bourbon?

Bourbon. I like an occasional glass (maybe two, three times a year?)

ABC, NBC or CBS?

BOURBON. I mean, NBC. The only show I watch on those 3 networks is Community.

TNT, USA, or BBC America?

BBC America, but even that, not very much. PBS is where I get most of my BritTV fixes.

Darth Sidious, Maul or Vader?

Vader, so long as I forget he was the annoying kid once.

Ham hocks, ham sandwich or ham salad?

Hocks, preferably used to flavor a pot of collard greens. Otherwise, I'm not a huge ham fan.

Merlot, cabernet, or pinot noir?

Merlot, without a doubt. I'm no wine expert, but for me, there's nothing better with beef or pasta.

Mercury, Venus or Mars?

Mars. Gotta love the red planet.

Jupiter, Saturn, or Neptune?

Saturn. Those rings are just too damn eerily cool: http://www.spacestationinfo.com/imag...urn-rings1.gif

Pluto: Planet, dwarf planet, who cares?

Who cares, because every space object is interesting no matter what you call it.

Algebra, calculus or trigonometry?

Hate 'em all. OK, algebra. That's the easiest of the three, right?

Romney, Gingrich or Santorum?

Uh, Romney, I guess.

Ice cream, frozen yogurt or sherbet?

ICE CREAM. The other two are pallid imitations.

Violin, viola, or cello?

Cello. One of the very few instruments whose timbre can make me jealous.

Figure skating, gymnastics, or platform diving?

To watch? Figure skating.

Figure skating, beach volleyball or regular volleyball?

Figure skating, I guess, but I'm not crazy about any of them.

Cowboys, Indians or aliens?

Aliens. The idea of them fires my imagination; the other two are dull.


Tabasco, Sriracha, or Cholula?

Cholula. I've never had Sriracha, and Tabasco is OK but more heat than flavour.

Socrates, Plato or Aristotle?

Aristotle, for his timeless observation, "The law is reason free from passion."

Athens, Sparta or Troy?

Give me Athens, for the first two of the just-mentioned Big Greek Trio, plus democracy.


Koalas, kangaroos, or platypuses?

Kangaroos. Them's good eatin'.

Chimpanzee, orangutan or gorilla?

Chimps. They're so cute, when they're not flinging their poop around or ripping your face off.

Washington, Adams or Jefferson?

Washington.

Millard Fillmore, Franklin Pierce or James Buchanan?

Fillmore - all three were shitty Presidents, but Fillmore at least just fell into the job. The other two ran specifically so that they could be that bad.

Isaiah, Jeremiah, or Ezekiel?

Isaiah. One of my favorite Bible passages is Isaiah 2:4:

And he shall judge among the nations, and shall rebuke many people: and they shall beat their swords into plowshares, and their spears into pruninghooks: nation shall not lift up sword against nation, neither shall they learn war any more.

World, nation or community?

Ezekiel. He's got the most zombies.

Ibuprofen, Tylenol, or aspirin?

Community for Elendil's, aspirin for Orual's.

Betty, Veronica or Midge?

Well, Midge is out of the equation entirely - she's not that cute, and I don't want Moose to kill me - but the choice between Betty and Veronica is a toughie. I guess Betty - she's sweeter than Veronica, has the same great figure, and isn't as high-maintenance. Veronica's filthy rich, but they say when you marry for money you earn every penny.

Speaking of cute Archie Comics girls, I see Rule 34 is still in effect (NSFW): http://rule34.it/post/show/212883

Reggie, Jughead or Moose?

Jughead. I'm not overly familiar with the comics, and Jughead is the only name I recognize of the three. :fail:


Fellowship, Two Towers, or RotK?

Movies? Fellowship. Book? ROTK.

Merlin, Gandalf or Dumbledore?

GANDALF.

Lancelot, Percival, or Gawain?

Gawain. Thomas Berger, in particular, wrote about him very entertainingly in Arthur Rex.

Gilgamesh, Arthur or Elessar?

ARTHUR, KING OF THE BRITONS.

Hector, Odysseus, or Aeneas?

Ody. Always liked his style.

Brahma, Vishnu, or Shiva?

Uh... Vishnu. But only because his name sounds coolest.

Cool, cold, or freezing?

Cold. It's invigorating, and I like bundling up a bit.

Chair, sofa, or floor?

Sofa, I'spose.

Turkey, ham or chicken?

Like 'em all, but chicken the most.

Pork, lamb or beef?

Pork. I love all three, but if I had to have just one of the three forever, it would be pork, and if I had to have just one of the three for a last meal, it would be pork.



Cheddar, Swiss (Emmentaler), or Parmigiano Reggiano?

I like them all, but must go with the Cheddar.

Hash browns, home fries, or tater tots?

Hash browns, but it all depends on what the entree is.

Gold, diamonds or platinum?

Platinum, I guess, because I can pretend it's mithril.

Godzilla, Mothra or Rodan?

Godzilla. So cheesy he's cool.

Moe, Larry or Curly?

Erm, Larry ??? I recognise the names, but know nothing of them.

Orange Juice, Orange Squash or an Orange?

Orange juice. I have a little glass just about every morning.

TNP brushes his or her teeth at least twice a day.

Yep.

To get back to this, that or the other:

Sinatra, Crosby or Bennett?

(Side note: hehehe)

Crosby. Both of the others always seemed a bit smarmy and phony to me, even in their primes. May just be a generational thing.

Ali, Louis, or Marciano?

D'oh! Why did I think this was TNP? Sorry!

Ali. Amazing talent; engrossing personality.

Book: Fellowship, Two Towers or Return of the King?

ROTK. The Battle of the Pelennor Fields was always my favorite.

Caesar, Pompey, or Antony?

Caesar. General, author, statesman, horn dog, incredible figure.

Cleopatra, Theodosia or Catherine the Great?

Cleo. That was some epic pussy control.


James Cameron, Michael Bay, or Roland Emmerich?

Cameron, hands down. Aliens, The Abyss and True Lies are three of my all-time favorite movies.

Aliens, The Abyss or True Lies?

Aliens easily. Abyss and True Lies were not bad, but not as good.

The Good, the Bad or the Ugly?

Oh, the Bad for sure. Lee Van Cleef was awesome. :D


Guacamole, hummus, or French onion dip?

Guacamole. It is one of my favorite foods.

Tortilla, potato, or pita chips?

I love all three, but tortilla. (Pita chips are too bulky; the hummus-to-hummus-vehicle ration ends up being too low.)


Red Bull, Monster, or Rockstar?

Never had any of them. I'd like to try Red Bull sometime, though.

Denzel Washington films: Glory, Out of Time or Crimson Tide?

Glory, easily. All three are decent, but yeah.


Denzel Washington films: Malcolm X, American Gangster, or Training Day?

Never seen any of those three, but I hear Training Day is especially good.

Scones, crescent rolls or muffins?

All three are worth Netflixing, or however it is that you get movies.

A proper croissant is one of the greatest pleasures in the world, so I will say that, as long as it didn't come out of a can that popped: crescent rolls.



Dean Koontz, Michael Crichton, or Tom Clancy?

Michael Crichton. Only one of those three whose books I've actually finished.

Tyrannosaurus, triceratops, or velociraptor?

Always had a soft spot for triceratops. I kinda imagine them being like the Dwarves of the dinosaur era - short, gruff, stubborn, no-nonsense but basically good-hearted. (Yes, I know, I'm anthropomorphizing). Cheering for T-Rex is like rooting for the Yankees, and 'raptors came along (in the public eye, anyway) long after I was a dinosaur fan.

Balrogs, trolls or orcs?

Orcs: one of Tolkien's greatest feats of imagination. They were nasty and evil, yet had understandable thoughts and plausible motivations and were therefore that much more effective (in story terms) as villains. I always felt as though his trolls were sketchily described at best, and the balrog, while awesome in the book as well as the film, was there and gone, more a natural disaster than a character.

Old school sugary gums: Big Red, Juicy Fruit, or Doublemint?

Juicy Fruit.

:: sigh ::

Haven't had any in years. I always liked the taste.

Planes, trains or automobiles?

Trains. I'd love to be on one right now.

Heaven, Hell or Purgatory?

Heaven. I mean, I don't believe in any afterlife at all, but if I had to choose one, make it the pleasant one plox. :angel:


Robin Hoods: Errol Flynn, Cary Elwes, or Kevin Costner?

Errol Flynn. Can there be any dispute?

James Bonds: Roger Moore, Timothy Dalton or George Lazenby?

Ack. Moore. At least he was the funniest Bond.


Prunes, kumquats, or pomegranates?

Pomegranates are tasty, if inconvenient.

Mango, papaya, or starfruit?

Papaya. Make me think of Hawaii, where I wouldn't mind being right now.

Hawaii, Tahiti or Fiji?

I've never been to any of the three (aside from HI as a baby), and they all sound and look enchanting. Give me Tahiti; maybe I can wow the locals with my French.


You must attend: NASCAR, pro wrestling, or monster truck pull?

Monster trucks, definitely. I've always kind of wanted to go to one of those. See GrrrrraveDIGGER, and whatnot.

You must attend (and stay awake through): symphony concert, ballet, or opera?

I would enjoy any of the three, but an opera would be my first choice.


Blue Man Group, Stomp, or Cirque du Soleil?

Probably Cirque du Soleil, although I haven;t seen any of them.

Open Air Concert, Open Air Opera or Open Air Rave?

Open air concert, depending on who's playing, of course.

Violin, cello or tuba?

Cello. Love the timbre of that instrument. You could do nothing but run up and down C major in whole notes, and as long as the pitch was good, I could listen for an hour. By comparison, a violin has to be doing something pretty cool to impress me, and solo tuba is basically a non-starter.


Steve Martin, Chevy Chase, or Martin Short?

Chevy Chase. I never thought he was funny until I started watching Community, but he's hilarious on that.

Monty Python, Kids in the Hall, or SNL?

SNL, just because I can remember their late-80s glory days, even if they've been unfunny for 15+ years now. The others are funny to me only sporadically.


Chris Rock, Dave Chappelle, or Katt Williams?

Chris Rock. He's got some funny shit.

Shit, crap or poop?

Crap. I say it a lot.

Coke, Pepsi or RC Cola?

Don't care for any of them, actually, but I guess RC Cola, if I had to choose.

7-Up, Sprite or Mountain Dew?

Mountain Dew. It's the only one I don't associate with being sick.

AMC, HBO, or Showtime?

HBO. My family was one of the first to have it. Earliest movies I remember seeing: Excalibur and Time After Time.

William Cody, William Boyd or William Tell?

William Boyd. My nephew liked to watch old Hopalong Cassidy videos when he was little.

H.P. Lovecraft, Edgar Rice Burroughs or Arthur Conan Doyle?

ACD 4-ever. Lovecraft is good in small doses, but I find Burroughs to be tedious and awful.

Cowboys, mobsters, or samurai?

Samurai, I guess. All three have been romanticized almost beyond recognition in literature, but of the three, samurai seem the most appealing.

Reincarnated as: dolphin, albatross, or cheetah?

Cheetah, definitely. They're some of the coolest animals on the planet. I've been a contributor to the Cheetah Conservation Fund for quite a few years now.

http://www.cs.iupui.edu/~momeredi/n3...ro_cheetah.jpg

Snow, sleet or hail?

Snow. At least snow is pretty while it's inconvenient. Sleet and hail are just kind of ugly and destructive.


Igneous, sedimentary, or metamorphic?

Sedimentary. I saw a lot of it in a local creekbed when I was growing up.

Mountains, hills or plains?

Hills. Like them all, but it was more hilly where I grew up.

Arsenic, cyanide or strychnine?

I'll have some arsenic with my old lace.

Hurricane, tornado or monsoon?

Monsoon. I spent two years in Ecuador, and the idea that it rains hard every single day for four months is actually somewhat romantic.


Lose in a horrible accident: one eye, the thumb of your preferred writing hand, or the entire other hand?

The thumb. Just having one remaining eye is too slim a safety margin against future total blindness, and losing an entire hand would be pretty awful, to say nothing of inconvenient. I guess I could always learn to write differently, though.

Visiting Athens, Boston or Canterbury?

Canterbury - it's not that far away, but I have never got around to going there.

Snowdrops, Bluebells or Daffodils?

Snowdrops. Very pretty.

Visiting Dallas, Edmonton or Fallujah?

Dallas; we have friends there. Well...as long as it isn't in the summer. They aren't that good of friends. :D


Instantly know the whole truth about: the Whitechapel murders (i.e. Jack the Ripper), JFK assassination, or the Black Dahlia murder?

Speaking of Dallas... the JFK assassination. It's long interested me. I'm 95% convinced Oswald acted alone, but it'd be nice to be utterly sure, one way or the other.

Visiting Geneva, Hiroshima or Indianapolis?

I've been to Indy. And of the other two, which I know only by photos, Hiroshima looks like a kinda regular city (an impressive feat in itself, when you think about it), and Geneva looks like some enchanted wonderland. Give me Geneva.


Visit (safely ensconced in a life-support bubble): Venus, Mars, or Pluto?

Mars. Maybe find life. Sadly, won't find gorgeous naked red women like John Carter did.

Scooby Doo, Rin Tin Tin or Lassie?

That's a toughie. Scooby kinda freaks me out - I guess if I were a cartoon too, it'd be OK to hang with him.

Visiting Jakarta, Kagoshima or Lagos?

Lagos. Barrister Mohammed Abacha, son of the late Prime Minister Sani Abacha, has some money for me.


Own: a working lightsaber, a working Harry Potter-style invisibility cloak, or a working Star Trek-style transporter?

Hmm...when I was 15, the invisibility cloak. Now, definitely the transporter. Being able to get to all the great places there are without having to subject myself to 21st Century air travel. -- what joy.


Backache, toothache or earache?

Backache. I get 'em now and then anyway, so I'm kinda used to them.

Visiting Managua, Nice or Osaka?

Osaka. I really want to go to Japan someday.

Iowa, Kansas, or Nebraska?

All of them are just one big corn field to me, but maybe Nebraska for the beef?

Florence, Milan or Venice?

Venice. The pictures don't do it justice, I'm sure.

Visiting Paris, Quito or Rangoon?

Been to Quito, stood straddling the equator, been there, done that. Beautiful town. Of the other two, give me Paris, by a nose.


Chili's, Applebee's, or TGI Fridays?

Applebee's will have to do those it has been years now since I went.

Cheers, Taxi or WKRP?

Cheers, I guess. None of the three really appeal to me.

Seinfeld, Friends, or Frasier?

Friends. My wife and I used to watch it obsessively in Nunavut, it was like we could pretend we were young and in a big city hanging out with our friends.

Hill Street Blues, L.A Law or NYPD Blue?

L.A. Law - but it was the one that got the most screentime over here.

Peter Sellers, Spike Miliigan or Harry Secombe

Never heard of the last guy, but I have many happy memories of watching the Pink Panther movies with my dad, who loved loved loved 'em. So definitely Peter Sellers. Lines that stuck in my head (in that incredible mock-French accent):

"Not anymore!"
"The Pope?"
"Do you have a license for that minkey?"
"Does your dog bite?"

Visiting Samarkand, Tashkent or Ushant?

Any of the three would be cool, but give me Samarkand if I have to choose one.

Never wear again: white, black, or blue?

White. I hate staining it anyway.

Wine, women or song?

Women. Definitely women, and I like wine and song plenty, lemme tell ya.

Visiting Victoria, Walsall or Xanten?

No-one in their right mind would ever visit Walsall for fun. I'll pick Victoria, as in state, to visit

Ben and Jerry's, Haagen Dazs or Baskin-Robbins?

All OK in their own way, but Haagen Dazs has the happiest memories for me, so that.

Baked, mashed or fried?

Assuming we're speaking of potatoes here, give me fried. Chips, fries, latkes...mmm.


Lazenby, Dalton, or Brosnan?

Brosnan. Goldeneye was the first Bond movie I ever saw.

James Bond, Jason Bourne, or Indiana Jones?

Ooo, toughie. Gotta go with Bond - either Connery or Craig.

Visiting Yarrow, Zagreb or Abilene?

Zagreb - I'd like to visit that whole area.

The Appalachians, Rockies, or Sierra Nevada?

Love the Rockies. Breathtaking.

Visiting Boston, Chicago or Dallas?

Chicago - I can visit Sarahfeena and Oliveloaf :)

Waterskiing, JetSkiing or Scuba diving?

I've never tried jetskiing. I'd gladly give it a shot.

Visiting Englewood Cliffs, Fall River or Galveston?

Galveston, I guess. It looks like it has some intersting historical things. But not in the summertime.

Lake Michigan, Superior, or Erie?

I think I'll try Superior. Don't think I've ever seen it.

Visiting Houston, Indianapolis or Johnstown?

Houston, I think.

Lady Gaga, Beyonce or Madonna?

Madonna, ahead of Lady Gaga by a nose. Never cared for Beyonce much.

Visiting Kenesaw, Lincoln or Minneapolis?

Lincoln - It's just above London and has a nice cathedral

Whale, Dolphin or Shark?

Dolphins. Sleek, strong, smart, handsome and almost always seem to be having fun. Just like me!

Visiting Naples, Orlando or Pensacola?

Naples. The one in Italy. I will not be traveling to Florida any time soon. Also: pretty.

Athens, Alexandria, or Istanbul?

Tough, tough.

Maybe Istanbul. There was an intriguing article about it in a recent GQ.

Mountain Dew, Sprite or Seven-Up?

Seven-Up, but I'd rather have ice water, lemonade or ginger ale.

Visiting Quincy, Raleigh or Saratoga?

Saratoga, maybe. I've never been to a horse race, and that's probably one of the best places for it.

Applebee's, Denny's or Hooters?

Applebee's. God help me, I actually like the place. Never been to a Hooters, and I think only once or twice to a Denny's.

Visiting Tucson, University Heights or Vera Cruz?