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I hope you wrote all those by hand. Scripting is cheating. Elephant privileges have to be earned.

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oh good gravy.

Hamburglar needs a hobby. I suggest needlepoint or model trains.

This thread has jumped the shark.

Notice that there is a discrepancy in the times ending in :03? Take the last one - it says it was posted at 51 minutes past the hour, but the board says the post was made at 50 minutes past.

Yeah. I went there.

Maybe we're passing through a space-time anomaly.

Maybe hamburglar was caught in some sort of time loop and trying to cry out for help. Heartless bastards. :fist:

I saw that once on Star Trek. Maybe Hamburglar's tachyons are out of whack or something.

Or maybe he's split into multiple versions of himself and each post was from a different hamburglar!

Now let's try to figure out which ones have goatees.

Maybe there is a version that is the embodiment of evil and a version that is all that is good and we have to merge the two halves before he dies!

Shit. No goatees. How can we tell which one is evil?

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Shit. No goatees. How can we tell which one is evil?

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You flatter me by assuming some aren't.

It might be the booze speaking but I am laughing so hard right now.

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I like to post at 1:52 AM PST

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I like to post at 1:53 and a lot AM PST

oh oops it's 1:54

I like to post at 1:54 AM PST

I like to move it, move it

I LIKE TO POST AT 1:55 AM PST HUFF HUFF

OMG 400 POSTS I NEVER THOUGHT I'D SEE THIS DAY

I am a bot that Nutty built back in March. Joke's on you guys, ha, ha.

why am i wearing pants

the question for the ages

FREEDOM FROM PANTS

THROW OFF THE TYRANNY OF PANTS

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And now I will share with you worthless snippets of PMs in my Giraffe Boards inbox. You know you care. You really do.

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Would I lie to you?

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Dear Elyanna,

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I still say it should be "marshmallowpants.com"

but sleeps says that makes us sound fat. ;_;

EDIT: AW SHIT
All the best,
The Giraffe Boards

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i was going to post that in caps but i've caps myself hoarse today.

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actually, me-from-the-past, i think i do that every day.

GLORIOUS MUSTACHE MONKEY

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♪Sometimes the TV is like a lover♫

pants

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That is a delicate problem. I'd advise copious amounts of hammer therapy.

dum dee doo doo

cha cha cha.

*twirls Hatshepsut around the room*

*tries out this post padding thing*

say, this is pretty neat.

things on my desk: A poem in posts.

A stapler that is blue

a pair of scissors

they are blue too

but not as blue.

a lighter blue.

pastel blue

There are plants too.

i'm bored now.

molasses, perspicacity, palindrome.

Palindrome: Two VP Candidates enter, one leaves.

Shouldn't that be Palindome?

Or Palindrone.

Fart, squint, crepuscular.

supercalifragalistic

Content don't fail me now!

♫ I post in the morning
I post at night
I shirk my job to post
That's right.

I post in the evening
I post in the day
If my child needs me,
Sometimes I say
"Sorry, kid --
Go away.
I'm posting." ♫

I don't see no million posts.

SLACKERS!

HELP US!

Won't someone think of the posters?

I'm posting as hard as I can! THe laptop, she cannae take much more o' this!

Well, being able to post at warp 9 probably would help us a lot. Keep at it, Scotty, we don't have much choice. And it always works out okay on TV.

All I'm saying is if my keyboard starts sparking, you're on your own. No way I'm risking getting thrown halfway across the room.

Uh-oh we are being boarded by rogue Klingons.

*must not make a uranus joke*

It is tiring to say "Klingon sphincter" ten times in a row very, very fast.

Screw a million posts, I'm padding because I'm thisclose to Elephant.

Speaking of Star Trek, I usually have no use for it, but I really liked the 2009 movie.

Coming up with random things to say it not my strong suit. Curse my slow-wittedness. :(

Woo! 500 posts!

One of us! One of us!

Yup, pretty much. :lol: