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Forum: The Cage

Our community pillory and troll petting zoo. Please don't feed them (too much.)

  1. So this is the Box?

    :smug:

    Started by F-X‎, 13 Jun 2016 08:50 AM
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    15 Jun 2016 08:01 AM Go to last post
  2. Be Careful

    There's nothing wrong with eating pork. Who gives a shit what a bunch of dumb goat farmers thought two thousand years ago? Get a grip.

    Started by Bill Fiddle‎, 06 Jul 2014 12:48 AM
    • Replies: 6
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    16 Jan 2015 03:59 PM Go to last post
  3. Well Girls. Anyone in here like guns, beer and Muscle cars? No? Didn't think so. Cissies.

    So, what do ye nerds do when ye aren't pulling the stump off yourselves in your parents basements? Any model train enthusiasts? Or plane spotters? Both are hobbies for losers btw. Just saying like.

    Started by John Joe The Bear‎, 15 Jan 2015 03:36 PM
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  4. PixieBob's Conservative Corner.

    Greetings. PixieBob here...your Large, Angry Cat. Your Christian Conservative Cat (but trained by Jesuits, so look out for twisted logic). I reserve this thread in the Cage for my most Trollish remarks so as to properly place them. Todays...

    Started by PixieBob‎, 30 Mar 2011 02:49 PM
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    31 Mar 2011 12:44 PM Go to last post
  5. the cage dating thread

    Started by hatesfreedom‎, 10 Aug 2010 03:47 PM
    • Replies: 16
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    30 Mar 2011 12:13 PM Go to last post
  6. Look at me! Look at me!

    Look, I'm not really sorry if I've offended some of you guise, because it's your prerogative to be offended, but as a person who doesn't define himself by his intelligence, and whose only stereotype to overcome, is that of an idiot, you all come...

    Started by I am a troll‎, 10 Aug 2010 10:33 AM
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    30 Mar 2011 12:36 AM Go to last post
  7. trannies trannie trannying

    trannies

    Started by hatesfreedom‎, 10 Aug 2010 11:03 AM
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    03 Nov 2010 11:03 AM Go to last post
  8. the court of the crimson king

    is now in session.

    Started by hatesfreedom‎, 17 Aug 2010 03:55 PM
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    17 Aug 2010 05:36 PM Go to last post
  9. Wake Up, British People In Support Of Decency And Honour.

    Over on messageboards like the TVTropes and Fanfic.net, if you want to comment on the Cybermen invasion of London, you are immediately referred to a 10,000 page UNIT Bible and other important works that you are meant to have read, in order for your...

    Started by I am a troll‎, 10 Aug 2010 07:53 PM
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    13 Aug 2010 06:43 AM Go to last post
  10. Masochists: would you be mad if your partner became a wuss?

    I'm sure this has been a topic on many people's minds lately, and I was wondering - say you really liked to be spanked until your bum cheeks were the colour of Nicole Kidman's hair, and one day your partner threw down the trusty swishy cane and said...

    Started by ivan astikov‎, 11 Aug 2010 11:37 AM
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    12 Aug 2010 04:16 PM Go to last post
  11. hatesy, have a look at THESE tits. [NSFW]

    Or how about these?

    Started by Exy‎, 10 Aug 2010 05:44 PM
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    12 Aug 2010 04:14 PM Go to last post
  12. hatesy, have a look at these tits.

    Here's another pair. Which pair do you prefer?

    Started by ivan astikov‎, 10 Aug 2010 04:57 PM
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    10 Aug 2010 06:51 PM Go to last post
  13. Dear Iron Man. Lemme get this shit straight.

    Dear Iron Man: How are you? I am fine. I see the DisMarvStanLee universe is expanding at an inflated-over-advertised-over-commercial-endorsed-in-the-movie rate. Lemme get some shit straight Iron Man: Iron Man is such a tough name! Like...

    Started by Super Kapowzler‎, 11 May 2010 08:39 PM
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    30 Jul 2010 10:51 AM Go to last post
  14. Zuul, you are bang out of order, as we Brit's like to say.

    Why didn't you just ask me to take a break from the thread? Do you think I'm some sort of child that has to be made to stand in the corner, or something? This cage stinks of ferret shit! :Shake:

    Started by ivan astikov‎, 05 Apr 2010 04:48 PM
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  15. How do straight people have sex?

    Having now found myself bored enough to finally research the question of what an unshaved pudenda looks like,* I've decided to proceed on with my other low-priority sex-ed question.** Male -> Female, vaginal penetration: 1) Penatratee on knees,...

    Started by Zuul‎, 21 Mar 2010 10:19 AM
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    22 Mar 2010 11:30 PM Go to last post
  16. Anti-eating mouth and face cage

    Started by Zuul‎, 01 Mar 2010 07:30 PM
    • Replies: 16
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    16 Mar 2010 12:19 PM Go to last post
  17. The Myrnalene and Exy thread.

    Hi all. I will try to visit often while you're here. http://www.mellophant.com/forums/showthread.php?p=146095#post146095

    Started by What Exit?‎, 24 Nov 2009 04:19 PM
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  18. Stop lying Myrncalibur

    How many times are you going to tell people that McNutty is the mole when it is a lie? I wonder how many people have read your lies in chat and believed you when all along it is a lie? 11-23-2009 20:13 <Exy> Oh wow, he's pretending that just...

    Started by Telling the Truth‎, 23 Nov 2009 10:38 PM
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    24 Nov 2009 05:00 PM Go to last post
  19. i'm making a movie

    hatesfreedom presents a spike lee joint in cooperation with magnolia productions : s m u g :

    Started by hatesfreedom‎, 05 Nov 2009 01:42 PM
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    11 Nov 2009 02:21 AM Go to last post
  20. cage rattling

    i like to post

    Started by hamburglar‎, 08 Nov 2009 06:47 PM
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    09 Nov 2009 06:34 PM Go to last post
  21. Halloween in Cageland

    Started by jali‎, 21 Oct 2009 04:05 PM
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    28 Oct 2009 09:16 PM Go to last post
  22. Hates and Sleeps Show!!!!

    Hi! It's October 2nd and that's the day for the Sleeps and Ferret Show. O hai Ferret. How's about a little kiss before the show starts? Are we ready? Thumbs up!

    Started by Sleeps w/Butterflies‎, 02 Oct 2009 03:20 AM
    • Replies: 27
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    09 Oct 2009 06:50 PM Go to last post
  23. come inside and stay a spell

    This is a sexy time to be alive, and you know it. That's why you ended up here in my forum. You don't have to make sense here, that is not required. You don't have to like the mods, or the chat whores, or the guys who like...

    Started by hatesfreedom‎, 09 Sep 2009 02:36 PM
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  24. Post padding

    I sure

    Started by hamburglar‎, 05 Sep 2009 02:20 AM
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    07 Oct 2009 10:37 AM Go to last post
  25. Why hello!

    It is not clear to me if this thread can be found with ease, but it seemed to be a nice idea to have a location for newcomers and older members alike to introduce themselves and be welcomed. Thus, hello fresh meat! It is good to see you, and pay...

    Started by Claptree‎, 12 Sep 2009 08:45 PM
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    22 Sep 2009 04:59 PM Go to last post
  26. is there a chat?

    i cant see it

    Started by Red Denim‎, 12 Sep 2009 01:37 PM
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    12 Sep 2009 01:47 PM Go to last post
  27. Testing Room 101

    ok Sarah, I can't chate and I can't post in other forums LET ME OUT

    Started by Myrnalene‎, 28 Aug 2009 11:07 PM
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    07 Sep 2009 02:09 PM Go to last post
  28. Smash's posts

    Was mswas suspended for ranting about Mary Jo Kopechne? Yes--The Straight Dope Message Board bans anyone who challenges their comfortable, narrow, bourgeois view of the world--even crazy reactionaries like MsWas. He was a right-wing idiot, but...

    Started by StateSmasher‎, 06 Sep 2009 10:36 AM
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    07 Sep 2009 08:49 AM Go to last post
  29. SPAM

    This almost seems too good to be true...

    Started by gold5420‎, 17 Jul 2009 11:05 AM
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    07 Sep 2009 05:17 AM Go to last post
  30. unofficial name poll

    The name mellophant just suddenly came out of a chat discussion and it was immediately written in stone. I think it's something the general population should weigh in on. Obviously, the admins here (Jim basically) has the final say, so this is to...

    Started by domebo loyalist‎, 02 Sep 2009 01:10 PM
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    05 Sep 2009 04:41 AM Go to last post
  31. I'm In The Mood For Dancing.

    Hates asked me to set this thread up as a kind of speed dating pit where he could audition the talent and strut his funky stuff, so without further ado and delay, i give you, all the way from potato-eating Ireland.... THE NOLAN'S!!! (Dig those...

    Started by ivan astikov‎, 26 Aug 2009 12:06 PM
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    29 Aug 2009 06:32 AM Go to last post
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    28 Aug 2009 07:31 PM Go to last post
  32. Moderate THIS, beeeaitch!

    "I love fucking cats. Their asses are super tight, and they appreciate my non-barbed penis. Don't you?"

    Started by ivan astikov‎, 26 Aug 2009 09:57 AM
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    28 Aug 2009 05:04 AM Go to last post
  33. Welcome to the Ferret House.

    Come on in and play but be warned, the Ferret Rules. Technically Hates is a "Sexy God Moderator" of the Ferret House: A Sexy God Moderator can edit posts and close and delete reports and can also view post details. Better than that, he's the...

    Started by admin‎, 25 Aug 2009 10:08 PM
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    27 Aug 2009 09:12 PM Go to last post
  34. What shall we do about Room 101?

    To go along with the board repackaging, I have an idea for this subforum. I think there are a few things to be done - use it more (I may wind up here a few nights with my fellow chat bitches :lol: ) and make it more fun. If our beloved...

    Started by Myrnalene‎, 25 Aug 2009 08:36 PM
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    26 Aug 2009 08:13 PM Go to last post
  35. Please let 8===D out of Room 101

    Thank you.

    Started by Myrnalene‎, 24 Aug 2009 10:42 PM
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    26 Aug 2009 06:27 PM Go to last post
  36. I'm back!!!!

    Did y'all miss me? :wink: Sorry I was gone for a while, looks like this place has gone to the dogs in my absence. What's the deal that I can't get here from work? Maybe there's something about it in the About forum.

    Started by Truth and Beauty‎, 25 Aug 2009 12:18 PM
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    26 Aug 2009 09:20 AM Go to last post
  37. This is 8===D's house

    Since AllWalker stuck him in Room 101 and now ferret wants to kick him out. :sad: This thread is your house, 8===D. I have built it for you. Everyone come and join the housewarming.

    Started by Myrnalene‎, 25 Aug 2009 09:44 AM
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    26 Aug 2009 02:39 AM Go to last post
  38. Does this mean I'm no longer a mod?

    Just curious, Winston

    Started by Winston Smith‎, 23 Aug 2009 12:28 PM
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    25 Aug 2009 05:22 PM Go to last post
  39. Re: l

    This is my favorite thread.

    Started by Oliveloaf‎, 25 Aug 2009 03:07 PM
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    25 Aug 2009 03:07 PM Go to last post
  40. Pepperlandgirl is mode!

    I guess the powers that be have decided that democracy at DoMeBo doesn't work. But who is making the decisions now? Who made pepperlandgirl a mode? I guess I'm fine with it, as long as she remembers not to put porn on the front page. Maybe...

    Started by Truth and Beauty‎, 25 Aug 2009 12:20 PM
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    25 Aug 2009 12:20 PM Go to last post
  41. I didn't mean to be a moron

    Jim, I like you both personally and in your role as a domebo mod... I appreciate that it was fairly rude to send you money and demand things of you but that is all it was - rudeness - any ulterior motives, if you could call them that, were...

    Started by SBSO‎, 22 Aug 2009 05:52 PM
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    25 Aug 2009 09:38 AM Go to last post
  42. Board War?

    Or indeed bored war... zotti's being ridiculous banning StS, shall we teach him a lesson? I say we all call up the chicago reader, which I just did, and leave him a message, which again I just did (just go to their switchboard and they have a nice...

    Started by SBSO2‎, 22 Aug 2009 03:28 PM
    • Replies: 12
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    24 Aug 2009 08:25 PM Go to last post
  43. Why have I just sent What Exit? $1000

    Well the answer is that I would like you to send 1000 CAD to SmashTheState, we agreed in domebo chat that was the most sensible solution. At current exchange rates you will get about $50 for your trouble, which is fair enough. See http: //ot...

    Started by SBSO2‎, 22 Aug 2009 04:51 PM
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    24 Aug 2009 02:02 PM Go to last post
  44. A query about genital warts.

    I don't know if this is the correct forum, but as you don't have one called The Clinic, I thought I'd ask my question here. Genital warts: should they be removed or do they give added stimulus to the vajayjay's inner corridor?

    Started by Oddsock The Odd Sock‎, 19 Aug 2009 05:59 PM
    • Replies: 14
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    20 Aug 2009 07:37 AM Go to last post
  45. 101'd from: Why I left the Dope: Mental/Emotional Problems

    everybody loves Vox Gee whiz, thanks guys. Anyhoo, in the case of Rand Rover, I think it's because a lot of Dopes are crying baby fags.

    Started by Vox Clitoris‎, 31 Jul 2009 04:56 PM
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  46. The clitoris has spoken!

    Let my people go! ______________________________________________________________ Vagina, Vox Clitoris

    Started by Vox Clitoris‎, 02 Aug 2009 12:06 AM
    • Replies: 9
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    02 Aug 2009 11:03 PM Go to last post
  47. count along

    1

    Started by SBSO3‎, 04 Jul 2009 03:49 PM
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  48. peep

    peep

    Started by peep‎, 19 Jul 2009 12:57 PM
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  49. I am FILLED with Rage.

    I was unfairly boxed for nothing. I will destroy you all. We'll get the Giraffeboard Panda after you.

    Started by Fenris‎, 28 Jun 2009 08:12 PM
    • Replies: 45
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    23 Jul 2009 07:01 PM Go to last post

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