Our community pillory and troll petting zoo. Please don't feed them (too much.)
Come on in and play but be warned, the Ferret Rules. Technically Hates is a "Sexy God Moderator" of the Ferret House: A Sexy God Moderator can edit posts and close and delete reports and can also view post details. Better than that, he's the...
There's nothing wrong with eating pork. Who gives a shit what a bunch of dumb goat farmers thought two thousand years ago? Get a grip.
It is not clear to me if this thread can be found with ease, but it seemed to be a nice idea to have a location for newcomers and older members alike to introduce themselves and be welcomed. Thus, hello fresh meat! It is good to see you, and pay...
The name mellophant just suddenly came out of a chat discussion and it was immediately written in stone. I think it's something the general population should weigh in on. Obviously, the admins here (Jim basically) has the final say, so this is to...
Or how about these?
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I was unfairly boxed for nothing. I will destroy you all. We'll get the Giraffeboard Panda after you.
This almost seems too good to be true...
I sure
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This is a sexy time to be alive, and you know it. That's why you ended up here in my forum. You don't have to make sense here, that is not required. You don't have to like the mods, or the chat whores, or the guys who like...
hatesfreedom presents a spike lee joint in cooperation with magnolia productions : s m u g :
is now in session.
Look, I'm not really sorry if I've offended some of you guise, because it's your prerogative to be offended, but as a person who doesn't define himself by his intelligence, and whose only stereotype to overcome, is that of an idiot, you all come...
Over on messageboards like the TVTropes and Fanfic.net, if you want to comment on the Cybermen invasion of London, you are immediately referred to a 10,000 page UNIT Bible and other important works that you are meant to have read, in order for your...
I'm sure this has been a topic on many people's minds lately, and I was wondering - say you really liked to be spanked until your bum cheeks were the colour of Nicole Kidman's hair, and one day your partner threw down the trusty swishy cane and said...
"I love fucking cats. Their asses are super tight, and they appreciate my non-barbed penis. Don't you?"
Hates asked me to set this thread up as a kind of speed dating pit where he could audition the talent and strut his funky stuff, so without further ado and delay, i give you, all the way from potato-eating Ireland.... THE NOLAN'S!!! (Dig those...
Why didn't you just ask me to take a break from the thread? Do you think I'm some sort of child that has to be made to stand in the corner, or something? This cage stinks of ferret shit! :Shake:
Here's another pair. Which pair do you prefer?
So, what do ye nerds do when ye aren't pulling the stump off yourselves in your parents basements? Any model train enthusiasts? Or plane spotters? Both are hobbies for losers btw. Just saying like.
Thank you.
Since AllWalker stuck him in Room 101 and now ferret wants to kick him out. :sad: This thread is your house, 8===D. I have built it for you. Everyone come and join the housewarming.
To go along with the board repackaging, I have an idea for this subforum. I think there are a few things to be done - use it more (I may wind up here a few nights with my fellow chat bitches :lol: ) and make it more fun. If our beloved...
ok Sarah, I can't chate and I can't post in other forums LET ME OUT
I don't know if this is the correct forum, but as you don't have one called The Clinic, I thought I'd ask my question here. Genital warts: should they be removed or do they give added stimulus to the vajayjay's inner corridor?
This is my favorite thread.
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Greetings. PixieBob here...your Large, Angry Cat. Your Christian Conservative Cat (but trained by Jesuits, so look out for twisted logic). I reserve this thread in the Cage for my most Trollish remarks so as to properly place them. Todays...
i cant see it
Jim, I like you both personally and in your role as a domebo mod... I appreciate that it was fairly rude to send you money and demand things of you but that is all it was - rudeness - any ulterior motives, if you could call them that, were...
But I think that it's a bit unfair to ban me from the search function (which includes active topics) - I assume that this is part of the software... maybe it can be changed? Regarding the banning itself: since I wasn't allowed to call the poster...
Or indeed bored war... zotti's being ridiculous banning StS, shall we teach him a lesson? I say we all call up the chicago reader, which I just did, and leave him a message, which again I just did (just go to their switchboard and they have a nice...
Well the answer is that I would like you to send 1000 CAD to SmashTheState, we agreed in domebo chat that was the most sensible solution. At current exchange rates you will get about $50 for your trouble, which is fair enough. See http: //ot...
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Hi! It's October 2nd and that's the day for the Sleeps and Ferret Show. O hai Ferret. How's about a little kiss before the show starts? Are we ready? Thumbs up!
Was mswas suspended for ranting about Mary Jo Kopechne? Yes--The Straight Dope Message Board bans anyone who challenges their comfortable, narrow, bourgeois view of the world--even crazy reactionaries like MsWas. He was a right-wing idiot, but...
Dear Iron Man: How are you? I am fine. I see the DisMarvStanLee universe is expanding at an inflated-over-advertised-over-commercial-endorsed-in-the-movie rate. Lemme get some shit straight Iron Man: Iron Man is such a tough name! Like...
How many times are you going to tell people that McNutty is the mole when it is a lie? I wonder how many people have read your lies in chat and believed you when all along it is a lie? 11-23-2009 20:13 <Exy> Oh wow, he's pretending that just...
Did y'all miss me? :wink: Sorry I was gone for a while, looks like this place has gone to the dogs in my absence. What's the deal that I can't get here from work? Maybe there's something about it in the About forum.
I guess the powers that be have decided that democracy at DoMeBo doesn't work. But who is making the decisions now? Who made pepperlandgirl a mode? I guess I'm fine with it, as long as she remembers not to put porn on the front page. Maybe...
everybody loves Vox Gee whiz, thanks guys. Anyhoo, in the case of Rand Rover, I think it's because a lot of Dopes are crying baby fags.
Let my people go! ______________________________________________________________ Vagina, Vox Clitoris
Hi all. I will try to visit often while you're here. http://www.mellophant.com/forums/showthread.php?p=146095#post146095
Just curious, Winston
Having now found myself bored enough to finally research the question of what an unshaved pudenda looks like,* I've decided to proceed on with my other low-priority sex-ed question.** Male -> Female, vaginal penetration: 1) Penatratee on knees,...
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