Forum: The Thunderdome

I was at wal mart last night with my girlfriend and there was a row of magazines, one of the people on the front of one reminded both her and me of herself (not like a twin, but pretty close). No, I'm not bragging, it wasn't a supermodel, was like...

The deal: Kids are adopted. Kids got Social Security cards when they were toddlers. Kids became Naturalized American Citizens in 1999. They each got a lovely and elaborate Naturalization Certificate. ( NC from here out ). By sweet coinkydink,...

From this thread in In Real Life. SOCKcheat says, Well, I told her. Wednesday, I saw the doctor. She said that HIV is very rare in our area, and the best way to test for it is just to donate blood in three and six months. and I do not believe...

How to kill your political career in just a few words.COLUMBIA, SC (WIS) - A state Republican activist has admitted to and apologized for calling a gorilla that escaped from the Riverbanks Zoo Friday an "ancestor" of First Lady Michelle Obama. A...

I like your new glasses. Now you can see me. I'm a Black woman. Stop talking shit. Thenk yew.

AH SHIT MAH PANTS!!!

So earlier this week I was sitting around at work not doing anything productive when I decided to liven up the life of my (unexpected) roommate and me. I purchased two of these bad boys : Since you can get a free trial of Amazon Prime and...

From What Exit?: Please keep on Topic in this thread despite it being in the T'Dome Am I being ridiculous here? Here's a transcript of chat from where I was, if Myrnalene and Excalibur are to be believed, an unbelievably horrible person. It...

I'm not talking about the commenters, although 80% only have a single brain to share between them. You can tell because all of them say the same thing over and over again. But there's an easy solution - just don't read the comments. No, my...

I already tried this on the SDMB sometime ago, but as I was busy trolling it at the time it wasn't considered properly, so let's try again, without the trolling. My theory is that most internet paedophiles are actually rape fetishists. Permit me...

Moved from the other thread to concentrate on this comparison. For comparison purposes, boards are checked just after 9pm, CST. SDMB; Mar 14 Threads: 490,401, Posts: 10,830,946, Members: 82,157 Mar 15 Threads: 490,502, Posts: 10,833,220,...

When I was young, I got 1-3 speeding tickets every year. Period. Several of them, I was at the tail end of a pack of cars that were all driving the same speed or slighly faster, but *I* was the one who got pulled over and ticketted. Never got out...

I figured this would end up here, so I thought it best to start the thread where it belongs. Liberal - The poster who seems to cause more problems than he's worth, a pain in the ass to most, a whiner, a tool, an insecure boob who always wants to...

My laptop power supply stopped working two weeks ago. I ordered a replacement part, but I had four days of living in the Nineteenth century, without a computer, until it arrived (despite paying £8 for next day delivery!). Two weeks later, the...

Now don't delete my account this time, you dumb fucks.

Why do you think it's ok to send me chain letter emails every day? Do you really believe that all your special wishes are coming true because you forwarded some stupid poem on to 14 people within 7 minutes? Seriously? Because if you really make...

Skald is always like 'holy zues!' whenever he gets surprised by the size of his penis i think that's what we've always said when zues comes a raping

Not complainin', just braggin'. :lol: Maybe the dumbest warning evah, tho. Someone accused Marley23 of playing dumb, followed by a number of posts in which Marley revealed layers of dumbth I hadn't known existed, followed by me posting "See? He...

This was on CNN's page today, apparently, A group of black Philadelphia police officers filed a federal lawsuit Thursday against their department, alleging an online forum geared toward city police is "infested with racist, white supremacist...

Someone alerted me to a bizarre thread at That Dopey Board, so I had to head on back to watch the train wreck. Rand Rover (a Liberal-esque knee-jerk Randian Conservative) has spent the last few years insulting everyone he can, including those...

So Isaac Bashevis Singer wrote a fucking AWESOME short story called "Yentl the Yeshiva Boy," which was then adapted into a play. It explores the concepts of identity and gender and tradition, and what do you do, you raging cunt? You fucking take the...

What is up with you selfish fuckwits? Do you really need to inform everyone within a 20 mile radius that you are out enjoying the free, open roads? Why don't you ride your big throbbing penis replacements on a racetrack, where most of them seem...

Unfortunately, all of this went down in Chat, and the Chat logs were recently wiped. So for some of this, I will need to use my own memory. Incident the First: Several months ago in chat, after I had defended The J Word from snarkiness from...

Tell an offensive joke. I've put this in Thunderdome so hate speech is allowed. I'll start Q: Why don't niggers like cruises?

I'll start with the assumption that we are all agreed, Anthropogenic Global Warming is a fact. Humans are wrecking the place, and we have to change things to fix it. Calgary is a big player in this global game because we are the oil and gas capital...

I think we can all pretty much agree that picking on fat people is a dick move. I know it happens frequently in our society, and it even happens here (one of the differences between this place and the Dope, where even mentioning “fat” as a...

All I've got to say is, "what the fuck is wrong with you three?" These comments show three assholes ganging up on Jimbo to try to give him the impression that he and featherlou aren't liked by the entire board. Excalibur Wed Aug 19, 2009 3:56...

We received no warning, and Jim you told us to take this to the T'Dome so we did. Is there some reason we're not allowed to respond in the T'Dome? What was so damn important you had to Room us now, when we were doing what you told us too?

Well, so I've heard, at any rate. I don't know, not having seen the offending cooze in question, but that's the word on the intarwebs.

A brilliant combination of chat and hate to describe that retarded mess on our index page. LOLzzz Zzzzzz

All these calculations and stipulations he made for the planets and other cosmic entities were done without any description of the medium they travelled in, other than it was a "vacuum". Aren't we just accepting his explanations because we haven't...

Link The Church is not only committed to the promotion of the defense of the earth, of water and of air, given by the Creator to everyone, but above all is committed to protect man from the destruction of himself. In fact, "when 'human ecology' is...

See an all-new series of interviews with Domebo's fascinating users! Marvel at their perfectly spherical heads! Get in trouble with your boss for watching videos at work! The Dome, Episode 1: Excalibur's interview with Pepperlandgirl:...

I'm having a wood floor put down, and got three quotes. Empire, a local guy, and National Floors Direct. The first appointment with NFD (National Floors Direct), they called and said they wouldn't make it till the end of their two-hour window - 8:00...

The husband of Diane Schuler, the woman who killed herself, her daughter, three of her niece, and three more innocent people in another vehicle she hit while going the wrong way down the Taconic State Parkway, has held a press conference. Earlier...

Dear Friends, Please come and join Bitchy Cunt Boards. It is run by Sleeps, and Exy and I are global moderators so you can imagine the kind of service to expect. I would like a greater pool of people to warn / ban for completely unfair reasons,...

We in Ireland had a referendum on the Lisbon Treaty a while back to which we voted no. Unlike our non-democratic European brothers and sisters in the other EU states the citizens of this fine Republic get to vote on changes to our constitution. We...

For those of you who don't know, Cityrail is the state-owned organisation responsible for the train services linking the suburbs of Sydney and the surrounding cities. For those of you who don't give a shit about Australia's public transport system,...

Okay, first of all, despite the F.U. up there, I think his entire life's work professionally is been beyond reproach. He was a mover, a shaker, a champion of those at the bottom of the ladder. How-fucking-ever: Let's just consider how CNN ( my...

So what are we gonna say when we wanna pit somebody? Maybe if the forum was named "The Rage Cage" then we could say, "Meet me in the cage Bitch!". Why wont my font and size stay for the whole post?:(:smash::dumbo:

"Oh yeah? What the fuck is this then?" This is the thread to post your evidence of real, live - i mean undead - zombies occupying our meatspace.

So out of curiosity I clicked on the Tic-Tac-Toe link on the menu bar at the top of the screen and have discovered that I suck at Tic-Tac-Toe. If I put it on retard level I’m fine, but even on normal the computer seems to win with an alarming...

You've all seen them. Those ovals with the enigmatic letter abbreviations on the back of vehicles. They exist for FR, E, D, R, CC, NYC, SLC, FPT, ADK, PL, VT, DIX, and many others, including probably your neighborhood, even if there's only five...

STUPID, STUPID ME! I made plans for the weekend thinking it would be a FUN THREE DAY WEEKEND BUT NO! I AM ON CALL I forgot all about saying I'd be on call for this holiday. WHY??? WHYYYYYYYY? I am raeging and angry.

Let them be here. Let them rage. My pettiness: So I'm keeping an eye on my little brother Joe--sixteen years old--while my mother is out of the state. He starts college tomorrow, bless his brilliant little heart. I'm going to be taking him to...

Story A legally insane killer was on the loose in the state of Washington on Saturday, two days after he escaped during a field trip to a county fair, authorities said. Why the hell are you taking insane killers to the fair? Oh but it gets...

Who the fuck is charged with scouring internet sites looking for footage they don't think we should be allowed to see? Case in point, Ninjavideo has a sub-forum that has been displaying UFC fight nights the day after they take place. I realise...

Thanks to Gordon Brown for yet another tax. This time all of us who are using a fixed land line for Broadband will be taxed 50p per month in addition to our usual broadband costs. Now admittedly 50p is not much, but I am likely to be paying...

Iowans evenly divided on gay marriage This poll is in reference to whether there should be a constitutional ban of gay marriage in Iowa after their Supreme Court ruled it unconstitutional earlier this year. I'm really glad that 40% of Iowans...

Okay, for those of you not playing the home version of Tuckerfan's an asshole, let me get you up to speed. In October of '08, I was laid off from my job, and by Feb. '09, the only offer I had was Wallyworld. Naturally, I took it, but I also...