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15 Jun 2016 07:01 AM
I'd like to pit bacon. That tasty, porky goodness is clogging my arteries and sending me to an early grave. And fuck the diner that serves me such self-destructive deliciousness. Robin
Rant away, Mellophants. In a Mello kind of way. :dumbo:
I'm not sure if we're supposed to link to the Dope directly or not, so I'll just quote from Ed's latest response in the "Your Efforts To Improve The Dope Thread in ATMB: "I wasn't indending to alienate the SDMB community, and to the extent this...
I've split this entire digression from the ADF thread and put it where it belongs - TheFlame Wow. Well I for one am sorry to see him go. It may seem odd considering our past, but recently I have had a bit of respect for QED and his commitment...
Yes. It was an early April Fools Day joke. Special thanks to Liberal for being such a good sport and helping us get it off the ground. We were trying to set things up to launch at 7:00 PM Eastern time (00:00 BST), but sometimes once you light...
I'll be the first to take one for the team. I hope that Carol Stream doesn't bother coming over here. I don't think I've ever seen her post when she wasn't being a total twat. Go on, who's next.
Giraffe, I've always liked you. http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/sho ... p?t=508842 Damn, damn, damn. This isn't going to help, and the fragmenting I was worried about will happen.
This isn't going to be all that vitriolic, so if you enjoy cagefights you'll have to start something yourself. In this thread, I'm trying to have a conversation about canonization. mozg comes along with such lines as this: I won't throw...
We received no warning, and Jim you told us to take this to the T'Dome so we did. Is there some reason we're not allowed to respond in the T'Dome? What was so damn important you had to Room us now, when we were doing what you told us too?
For full disclosure, I posted something similar somewhere else on the internet, but since I was quoting from this board, it would be better posted here. There is nothing in this post that isn't on this board or directly linked to. There is...
MsRobyn « Fri May 08, 2009 9:01 pm » bwhitman is a moron. How much did your sweaty arm fat jiggle while you typed this into the chat window? Your this site's Tuba.
Use this thread to chat in. Post and refresh. It will work better if you turn of Sigs and Avatars under options for the duration of the problem.
This thread is opened at the request of What Exit, and is a carry-over from this clusterfuck: viewtopic.php?f=3&t=1084 I don't know Leander from a bag of rocks. And I haven't called him anything. What I'm saying is that IF he is a jerk, then ban...
*This OP may be slightly confusing for some because I am responding to comments made on another board, specifically here. I’m discussing them here because I feel that Mellobidness should be discussed on Mellophant. * So, while Zuul is over here...
Since the new Pit rules were announced, I've been going over this in my head (with a few indications over there of my feelings on them). I think I've got it straight now what is bugging me. I have not been a "Chicken Little" poster there - we've...
Whenever my dad has the day off-or even when he doesn't-if he has time, he takes the dog out for a walk to the local park. He gets his daily exercise, as does the dog-and it tires her out and keeps her from being so hyper. Well, today, Dad ran...
I made the mistake of sticking up for Q.E.D. when TheFlame was rude to him yesterday and the next thing I know she's calling me a sock and a troll. viewtopic.php?f=3&t=2135 Mister Peanut, You received a warning from MsRobyn yesterday for this...
Okay, so you created Sockdolager, a sock puppet that you made for your own purposes, pursuant to the board rules. Then, you had a blowup (which you did gracefully apologize for, and I don't hold it against you) over whether it should get a title....
Well? Where the fuck is it?
here it is i hope you enjoy it. i couldn't fit all the lines i wanted in, but i got most of them. www.xtranormal.com/watch?e=20090327151013538
I guess he wants me banned because I say bad words in the Thunderdome. But he's waaaaay too much of a pussy to say that to me where I can respond so he starts a thread in the mod forum to talk about me isntead. I'm being too mean in the...
And soundsystem. Thankfully we have an agreement that we both abide by, if one person knocks on the others door and says its too loud cut it down. I rarely ever go over this line (here and there have some music a bit louder than usual) but all in...
I'm walking down the street today, approaching a 3-way stop (it's a T-intersection, so it's an all-way stop). I hear the telltale whoosh of a gaggle of cyclists approaching behind me. I make a mental bet with myself... will they blow through on...
I've been kicking around this rant for a while now, which has been brewing over time. There are a couple of things which really, really irritate me, all floating about the same general topic. No, this isn't about violence against women. This is...
Yes, they really do. The bizarre idea that men give love for sex and women give sex for love is so astoundingly insulting and dehumanizing to both genders I am shocked and horrified that there are people walking around with this stupid thought in...
Yeah, I said it, and I meant it.
Look, I'm not really sorry if I've offended some of you guise, because it's your prerogative to be offended, but as a person who doesn't define himself by his sexuality, and whose only stereotype to overcome, is that of an ex-criminal, you all come...
Moved from the other thread to concentrate on this comparison. For comparison purposes, boards are checked just after 9pm, CST. SDMB; Mar 14 Threads: 490,401, Posts: 10,830,946, Members: 82,157 Mar 15 Threads: 490,502, Posts: 10,833,220,...
Well, my banning from the Dope is over today. For a month, I haven't been able to see the boards. I know, I could have deleted my cookies and lurked, but I prefer not to if I'm unable to post. Also, I wanted to spend my posting resources helping...
Why don't you stop posting there, and contribute all your content here? Hou 'bout it?
*pokes fach* :hist:
What part of this did I miss? Really, I am asking. The guys starts a thread about how his kids swear, which he thinks is cute, but, ...is it getting out of hand? For the most part, other posters are more than a little taken aback that he...
Really, are we still so hung up on the SDMB that we're still dragging its posts over here to snicker at like grade school boys seeing a porn mag for the first time? Look, a lot of us felt wrong, so we started posting here. Some of us stopped...
It should be only viewable to members.
It's referred to as Pax Romana these days, you can look it up. Oh, I'm sorry for bringing up a well known piece of Roman history that occurred within a short time-span after the assassination of Caesar. But I understand it, you're a REAL...
or do you plan to abandon the other board? Assume for the sake of this question that domebo.net remains stable and non-cranky, as it currently appears to be.
...and because the filthy river broke its banks a while ago, and the floodwaters broke the sewerage plant, everything smells like shit and animal carcasses. Idiots keep going into the flood waters, and endangering the lives of rescue workers, and...
tl;dr Driving tests are a fucking scam and if I fail my next one, I'll suck a sweaty, hairy ballsack before I go legit. Yes, I failed my first attempt at my driving test yesterday, and I'm not best pleased! Having taken a mock test with...
I'm interested. I've never actvively trolled a particular place, yet I have accrued warnings for acting like a dumb idiot. I love the whole "troll" mentality though. I love them, and I follow them, but I can't figure out how they do it without...
Like so many of us, I really hadn't spent much time thinking about the word "cunt" until EZ in his infinite wisdom helped me to learn that it can be combined with other words like "lapper" and "waffle" to create new and exciting action words or...
I was wondering over here in our alter-world how many displaced people feel like having a cathartic moment on the Dope, and by that I mean basically going out in a blaze of vitriol, giving hearty "fuck you's" to everyone necessary, knowing you'll be...
Not including this post. You may as well back down now, woman. I am gunning for you. :hoj:
So what's the rule on socks now? :???: :???: :???: :???: :???: :???: :???: :???: :???: :???: :???: :???: :???: When is it OK to create a sock? Why is it so bad to create a sock to ask questions about the board? Why should those...
classic threads presents ; hatesfreedom's list of women who need a smack in the mouth Ann Coulter just because I want to see her angry face right before my partner strangles her with a pillow case. We can't be having any witnesses going...
Just saw in MPSIMS that 'Blue Mood' has created some thread out of the blue (no pun intended) explaining Pi, for all those that don't understand. I can't link to it as i can only view SDMB through an ip blocker, so all my URLs get messed up, but i...
I read an article a couple days ago stating that Obama jumping into the late night comedy field had a few parts that he could take advantage of and a few possible minefields. The good part is he's not in front of the podium spouting off words and...
I debated with myself about whether or not to post this for a while. I can guess what will happen is that the transphobic assholes will crawl in and shit on it, but I think it serves as a valuable example of what not to say if you don't want to be...
This has been eating at me for months. I drink iced tea in the morning instead of coffee. Like most people, I would like to just drive through some place and get my morning jolt on the quick. McDonald's would seem like th perfect place, but...
The number of posts on the SDMB has plummeted. Now, I'm keeping in mind that these stats don't necessarily make that true, but they're a good indicator of traffic overall. Here is the list over forums and the oldest post on the front page. ...
So Isaac Bashevis Singer wrote a fucking AWESOME short story called "Yentl the Yeshiva Boy," which was then adapted into a play. It explores the concepts of identity and gender and tradition, and what do you do, you raging cunt? You fucking take the...
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