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15 Jun 2016 07:01 AM
*This OP may be slightly confusing for some because I am responding to comments made on another board, specifically here. I’m discussing them here because I feel that Mellobidness should be discussed on Mellophant. * So, while Zuul is over here...
http://au.news.yahoo.com/a/-/odd/8720123/shifty-swifty-jailed-for-cancer-con/ Summary: Dude pretends to have cancer when he doesn't. Conned even his own family. Sentenced to 20 months. Unbelievable.
Rant away, Mellophants. In a Mello kind of way. :dumbo:
RESPECT MY AUTHORITAY!
Well? Where the fuck is it?
Does anyone here like to cook? What kinds of things do you like to make.? I'm kind of still learning the ropes but I do enjoy it. I also love enjoy trying the things that I make. I like making chilli, tacos, and kielbasi. I want to get more recipes...
*pokes fach* :hist:
So what's the deal, more life in a fucking morgue.:???:
I'd like to pit bacon. That tasty, porky goodness is clogging my arteries and sending me to an early grave. And fuck the diner that serves me such self-destructive deliciousness. Robin
Recently, there has been an alarming (for me) increase of threads bagging Vegemite. Yanks coming the raw prawn and not being ridgy-didge. So, I'm here to give yous the bloody drum: Vegemite is pucker tucker. Get it into ya! :fist:
I just saw on the front page, the Thunderdome was dubbed the 'Pit of Rage' or something equally non-Thunderdome-sounding. So yes, may you choke on my latest bowel movement.
Hello folks! :D As per the title. How angry to the slovenly masses make you? Does the drooler at the counter make you consider homicide? Do the roving droves of generally thick yet extremely argumentative yobbos make you concider genocide? Do...
Sigh.. Link. Yay, my stupid small town might go down in history as one of the first in the country to succeed in a angry pitchfork toting mob hanging of fluoride. I wrote a letter on the issue to the local paper, link, fourth one down.
Richard Keys and Andy Gray, you are a pair of moronic sexist neanderthals who should have been kicked to the kerb at least 10 years ago. For those wondering what I am on about, it seems that the trolls believe the offside rule in football is too...
...and because the filthy river broke its banks a while ago, and the floodwaters broke the sewerage plant, everything smells like shit and animal carcasses. Idiots keep going into the flood waters, and endangering the lives of rescue workers, and...
Okay, you three, look. I was happy when you found a place to live. It seemed iffy to me because you two don't have any source of income, but Kelly's got a job and seemed cool paying for you, okay. Apartment's a little ghetto, sure, but it's yours...
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You smell like wee, and you ugly. You are very, very bad and incite me to REAG!!!. I find you offensive in every way, and wish some vague sort of dystrophy upon you. Yeah.
Have a pair of knockers that you could sling back over your shoulder to avoid tripping over them? Get your saddlebags in here
5zcWQftvQpQ RACISM CONQUERED Now that we have finally, and rightly, decided that all countries must follow American cultural standards, I think it's high time we turned our eye to the British bastards. All the time, I hear about these...
Not death, not even a horse-whipping, just enough of a punishment to be a disincentive. Making air quotes.
Don't get me wrong, there's a couple kids I love, but they aren't mine, which is part of the appeal, and I wish nothing bad for any child, but I sure as hell don't like or want any, nor do I understand why anyone else does. So many people, mostly...
I'll be the first to take one for the team. I hope that Carol Stream doesn't bother coming over here. I don't think I've ever seen her post when she wasn't being a total twat. Go on, who's next.
Well, not scammed exactly, cause I haven't payed any $$$ yet, but I'm hoping this won't affect my feedback rating. So, I bought an item, and it the listing said the shipping was $15. Hefty, but I always look at the total price, and I don't...
This time they are going to picket the funeral of Elizabeth Edwards, who died from breast cancer, having battled it for six years, and still had to put up with John Edwards. And the reason: She was not sufficiently public enough about her faith...
For the last few days it, the Blackberry network for Europe, Africa and Middle East has been non-functioning, which has led to a massive outcry. Mainly of people wailing that without their blackberry and their online access they are doomed,...
And I thought that the Americans were loony about classifying pizza as a vegetable. The EU has specifically stated that anyone who labels their bottled water with the fact that drinking water can prevent dehydration will now be faced with a 2...
Giraffe, I've always liked you. http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/sho ... p?t=508842 Damn, damn, damn. This isn't going to help, and the fragmenting I was worried about will happen.
Very, very, very much so. And Irish women??? Jaysus... Awful things altogether. Complimenting an Irish girl is guaranteed to get you killed and eaten.
I'm not sure if we're supposed to link to the Dope directly or not, so I'll just quote from Ed's latest response in the "Your Efforts To Improve The Dope Thread in ATMB: "I wasn't indending to alienate the SDMB community, and to the extent this...
or do you plan to abandon the other board? Assume for the sake of this question that domebo.net remains stable and non-cranky, as it currently appears to be.
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Moved from the other thread to concentrate on this comparison. For comparison purposes, boards are checked just after 9pm, CST. SDMB; Mar 14 Threads: 490,401, Posts: 10,830,946, Members: 82,157 Mar 15 Threads: 490,502, Posts: 10,833,220,...
Seriously, kill the fucking thing, you had a half decent board going on here, bar the shite design and stupid Elephant :roll:, kill the "chate" it's the succubus of your forum. "Yeah obviously I can't see your hidden and super secret threads, but...
Yeah.
Well, should they? Even if their own idea of "looking good" is 8" of spandex tied together with string and fake-tan applied with a masonry roller?
Use this thread to chat in. Post and refresh. It will work better if you turn of Sigs and Avatars under options for the duration of the problem.
Just to establish the some boundaries here, I think it's important that we put together a list of approved insults for our Pit. To that end, I'd like to at least get it started, so here are just a few to get the ball rolling. Cuntwaffle. Shit...
Yes, they really do. The bizarre idea that men give love for sex and women give sex for love is so astoundingly insulting and dehumanizing to both genders I am shocked and horrified that there are people walking around with this stupid thought in...
Time to break out the shotguns.
She is charged with having siphoned off the drugs from her terminally ill son's IV, then reconnecting his IV, and further endangering his life by leaving an air bubble in the IV line. I am appalled and disgusted by this in ways that surprise...
I am feeling extremely pissed off, angry, lonely, drained, uncertain, afraid, sad, and unsure. I am pissed off because last night my apartment mate had the audacity to interrupt my movie night. I had a friend over to watch a movie, and was...
A tourist to a working quay in Ilfracombe has raised a massive stink. Namely, that while taking his children along a working quayside, he saw several crates of dead fish and crabs. It was distressing to him and the children that they could see...
Are they compensating for their stupidity? Are they always on the defensive? WTF is it?
Aggie is the obvious exception, but they seem a bit up themselves. Perhaps they're insecure. Maybe they're just blown away by my awesomeness (lulz). Whatever it is, I hope their potatoes turn on them (except Aggie). Fucking lice. Russians are so, so...
This has been eating at me for months. I drink iced tea in the morning instead of coffee. Like most people, I would like to just drive through some place and get my morning jolt on the quick. McDonald's would seem like th perfect place, but...
I never realised that both sides could be as outrageously stupid as each other, but I guess neither the Democrats or Republicans could stand to be second best when it comes to moronic accusations. Birthers - They believe that Barack Obama was not...
Ok, so quick experiment - every guy here who has been called a "manslut" or a "gigolo" - raise your hand. Now every women here who hasn't been called one of the insults in the thread title or one of their derivations, for crimes ranging from...
Alright, I admit it, I'm an utter skeptic. Actually, more than being a skeptic, I'm an unbeliever. My unbelief is so inherent that I'm not even a 'non-believer', atheist, etc. I don't mind religion, I coexist with it peacefully, I...
This thread is opened at the request of What Exit, and is a carry-over from this clusterfuck: viewtopic.php?f=3&t=1084 I don't know Leander from a bag of rocks. And I haven't called him anything. What I'm saying is that IF he is a jerk, then ban...
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