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15 Jun 2016 07:01 AM
If someone is partaking in an act of flagrant stupidity (especially if their stupidity might harm someone or something) I feel morally obligated to point out what a fucktard they are. If they're being a fucking moron as opposed to simple 'I didn't...
Fuck you, book pirate.l Fuck you, fuck you, fuck you. Fuck you. Fuck you up the ass with a rusty chainsaw. Fuck you. Fuck. You. Fuck you. And also, fuck your mother. Realistically and financially, however, I feel the impact of...
What is up with you selfish fuckwits? Do you really need to inform everyone within a 20 mile radius that you are out enjoying the free, open roads? Why don't you ride your big throbbing penis replacements on a racetrack, where most of them seem...
Well, do you?
You'd think with a quote like that from a news story, about cops being called to a place of business that there was a mugging, or even perhaps a shooting spree. Well, that's what I'd consider a disturbing crime scene in a restaurant, at least. ...
This little tidbit comes from a discussion about smashed mailboxes from a forum I Should Stop Reading Because Something On It Pisses Me Off Everyday. I have a few problems with the quoted bit below. See if you can spot them! All in all though,...
Three things I will be very happy not to see referred to on a non-SD board, thank you very much. If this is the only benefit to migrating to a new board, it's great that we can leave some of that old shit behind us. And develop some new shit!!
I'm just amazed so I'm posting this here. My thread pitting of randrover on the SDMB has gone to 22 pages. I've never produced a successful pit before, and I'm pleased. Of course the thread has taken numerous twists and the OP has pretty much...
I decided to leave a formal goodbye. And a plug. http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/sho ... p?t=509484
Leslie Stahl is creating FUD with this report. Sweet Og on a crutch. She is clearly clueless, and is freaking out about some new worm. She hooked up with Symantec, among others for this story. Maybe it will actually help clueless users. Still,...
Why don't you stop posting there, and contribute all your content here? Hou 'bout it?
AH SHIT MAH PANTS!!!
Just to establish the some boundaries here, I think it's important that we put together a list of approved insults for our Pit. To that end, I'd like to at least get it started, so here are just a few to get the ball rolling. Cuntwaffle. Shit...
Dude, What's up with the name change? And your new title? And the rutting unicorns? I'm very confused by all of this.
I'll start with the assumption that we are all agreed, Anthropogenic Global Warming is a fact. Humans are wrecking the place, and we have to change things to fix it. Calgary is a big player in this global game because we are the oil and gas capital...
KILL IT! KILL IT WITH FIRE!
I'm not sure if we're supposed to link to the Dope directly or not, so I'll just quote from Ed's latest response in the "Your Efforts To Improve The Dope Thread in ATMB: "I wasn't indending to alienate the SDMB community, and to the extent this...
I debated with myself about whether or not to post this for a while. I can guess what will happen is that the transphobic assholes will crawl in and shit on it, but I think it serves as a valuable example of what not to say if you don't want to be...
So what's the rule on socks now? :???: :???: :???: :???: :???: :???: :???: :???: :???: :???: :???: :???: :???: When is it OK to create a sock? Why is it so bad to create a sock to ask questions about the board? Why should those...
I don't have any idea, but a thread without hatesfreedom is like a moderator without daddy issues. My sig is a quote from a post by hatesfreedom. Can you give the sentence another ending? I don't have any idea, but a thread without...
I was at wal mart last night with my girlfriend and there was a row of magazines, one of the people on the front of one reminded both her and me of herself (not like a twin, but pretty close). No, I'm not bragging, it wasn't a supermodel, was like...
You know, when I chose to go to the college I'm at, one of the reasons I was willing to come here, despite it being a catholic university, was that it's a Benedictine university and if there's one group that's all about social justice, it's the...
I love the 'real' forensic science shows that A&E and even TruTV run. They have all sorts of meaty details that are endlessly fascinating to my chem geek heart. The various fictionalized accounts, CSI especially, make my chem geek heart cry. ...
... should be summarily executed. That is all.
When I was young, I got 1-3 speeding tickets every year. Period. Several of them, I was at the tail end of a pack of cars that were all driving the same speed or slighly faster, but *I* was the one who got pulled over and ticketted. Never got out...
How to kill your political career in just a few words.COLUMBIA, SC (WIS) - A state Republican activist has admitted to and apologized for calling a gorilla that escaped from the Riverbanks Zoo Friday an "ancestor" of First Lady Michelle Obama. A...
What is it with the modern world and its need to change history to suit its own particular needs and wants. Yes, both good things and bad things happened. But they happened and people should told what and why it happened. You can understand...
Alexa's traffic tracking. No real comment, as everything's already been said, basically. Just thought it was interesting. perhaps most telling is when the Six Month and Rank tabs are both selected.
Dot, not feather. Convenience store, not casino. Tech support, not tomahawk. You get the idea. Anyhow, for about a year, the message board I ran was getting hit hard by spammer from India. Yes, there were some Nigerians, Russians, and...
Come on everyone, let's give a big warm welcome to Levitra Prescriptions Online*. From the bottom of my heart I say DIE, YOU SPAMMING BASTARD. HORRIBLY AND SLOWLY and don't forget to have someone film the results. * such an...
classic threads presents ; hatesfreedom's list of women who need a smack in the mouth Ann Coulter just because I want to see her angry face right before my partner strangles her with a pillow case. We can't be having any witnesses going...
Am I right in thinking Truth and Beauty was banned from the SDMB for trying to solicit an eleven year old boy?
Generally I don't pay much attention to whatever the AFA is peddling, but I came across this gem of an article today... Homosexual Agenda or the Constitution: take your pick because you can't have both The gist of the article is that repealing...
I missed the explanation of what happened with the $500 bet. Did prr ever get his money from Liberal?
...feats of strength can be found in Games & Sports. ;) My grievance is...my mother has informed my sister and me that she & dad MAY be coming for Christmas next year. But they won't actually decide until September. WTF. This is her way of...
No wonder people are signing up here, then walking away shaking their totally ignored and slightly miffed heads. It's not just n00bs who are getting blanked; even our esteemed Cap'n gets short shrift around these parts! Take a click on that...
or do you plan to abandon the other board? Assume for the sake of this question that domebo.net remains stable and non-cranky, as it currently appears to be.
I know times are tough. I know that a lot of people are still finding themselves caught up in unexpected firings, or other work-related economies because of the mess that the financial markets fell into. I even know one can end up driving...
It's probably a futile effort, but I'm starting a thread where people who, for reasons unfathomable to me, find pissing matches with leander rewarding, can engage in them without boring me to death. Aaaaaaaaaand go!
Dear Sirs And Madams According to MSNBC, Arizona State University has invited President Obama to speak at its commencement. But there's a catch. ASU will NOT bestow an honorary degree on Obama because he basically hasn't accomplished enough. ...
So my pension is in limbo until some drone gets off her/his ass and replaces my data in the system. Which means the payment I was counting on for little things, like paying the fucking rent, is being held up. And the monkeys at the VA...
I started a thread asking where Winston Smith's "beat me up" thread went, and now my thread asking where the thread went is gone. What's going on, man?
I don't have a big rant planned out, and i was a member here before i was a member of any other splinter board. But actually asking for money already? Seriously..
Too often to be entirely healthy I read a thread title and get the urge to open the thread and post a sarcastic, insulting, abrasive or just generally counter-productive response without reading anything beyond the title. Being a good little poster...
What part of this did I miss? Really, I am asking. The guys starts a thread about how his kids swear, which he thinks is cute, but, ...is it getting out of hand? For the most part, other posters are more than a little taken aback that he...
http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/sho ... p?t=508932 Try not to take it so hard, bro. Skip has been on a dickhead roll lately, and Marley's a fucknugget.
Every meal a banquit! Every paycheck a fortune! Every formation a parade! The ominous trailer, featuring Michelle Rodriguez and some guys who will most likely die painfully slow dramatic deaths. You will hug the shit out of your friends...
Bear Grylls is the person featured in "Man vs Wild" on the Discovery Channel (know as "Born Survivor" in its country of origin). My question to the world is, why did the sweet-natured if rather manic Crocodile Hunter have to die while this abhorrent...
I like your new glasses. Now you can see me. I'm a Black woman. Stop talking shit. Thenk yew.
I'm calling you out. You claim to be the resident troublemaker. I haven't seen any resident trouble in a very long time. How can we do our jobs if you don't do yours? Ach!
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