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15 Jun 2016 07:01 AM
Does anyone here like to cook? What kinds of things do you like to make.? I'm kind of still learning the ropes but I do enjoy it. I also love enjoy trying the things that I make. I like making chilli, tacos, and kielbasi. I want to get more recipes...
https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=21223256&postcount=23 Really. Someone calmly points out that automobile violence kills upwards of 40K humans per annum in the US alone, and it is dismissed. And yet some pussies are still...
The mayor of the town of Naas, in Co. Kildare has said he won't deal with black Africans anymore. Speaking to Clem Ryan on KFM's 'Kildare Today', Cllr Scully said he made his decision based on what he described as the "aggressive attitude"...
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5zcWQftvQpQ RACISM CONQUERED Now that we have finally, and rightly, decided that all countries must follow American cultural standards, I think it's high time we turned our eye to the British bastards. All the time, I hear about these...
A tourist to a working quay in Ilfracombe has raised a massive stink. Namely, that while taking his children along a working quayside, he saw several crates of dead fish and crabs. It was distressing to him and the children that they could see...
Are they compensating for their stupidity? Are they always on the defensive? WTF is it?
I never realised that both sides could be as outrageously stupid as each other, but I guess neither the Democrats or Republicans could stand to be second best when it comes to moronic accusations. Birthers - They believe that Barack Obama was not...
So what's the deal, more life in a fucking morgue.:???:
Rant away, Mellophants. In a Mello kind of way. :dumbo:
Don't get me wrong, there's a couple kids I love, but they aren't mine, which is part of the appeal, and I wish nothing bad for any child, but I sure as hell don't like or want any, nor do I understand why anyone else does. So many people, mostly...
Very, very, very much so. And Irish women??? Jaysus... Awful things altogether. Complimenting an Irish girl is guaranteed to get you killed and eaten.
Yeah.
Seriously, kill the fucking thing, you had a half decent board going on here, bar the shite design and stupid Elephant :roll:, kill the "chate" it's the succubus of your forum. "Yeah obviously I can't see your hidden and super secret threads, but...
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Time to break out the shotguns.
Hello folks! :D As per the title. How angry to the slovenly masses make you? Does the drooler at the counter make you consider homicide? Do the roving droves of generally thick yet extremely argumentative yobbos make you concider genocide? Do...
Have a pair of knockers that you could sling back over your shoulder to avoid tripping over them? Get your saddlebags in here
Well, should they? Even if their own idea of "looking good" is 8" of spandex tied together with string and fake-tan applied with a masonry roller?
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Ace gets right to work investigating all of the players from that year and using his wild ways to identify which ring is missing the lost stone. Your dog will have to be well trained and know, not just the basics, but 1 or 2 great tricks for the...
Recently, there has been an alarming (for me) increase of threads bagging Vegemite. Yanks coming the raw prawn and not being ridgy-didge. So, I'm here to give yous the bloody drum: Vegemite is pucker tucker. Get it into ya! :fist:
...and because the filthy river broke its banks a while ago, and the floodwaters broke the sewerage plant, everything smells like shit and animal carcasses. Idiots keep going into the flood waters, and endangering the lives of rescue workers, and...
http://www.irishtimes.com/newspaper/breaking/2012/0430/breaking42.html In a report published on the Children’s Ombudsman website, Ms Logan said the girl in question tried unsuccessfully twice to enrol in the school, once when she was pregnant...
She is charged with having siphoned off the drugs from her terminally ill son's IV, then reconnecting his IV, and further endangering his life by leaving an air bubble in the IV line. I am appalled and disgusted by this in ways that surprise...
Not death, not even a horse-whipping, just enough of a punishment to be a disincentive. Making air quotes.
And I thought that the Americans were loony about classifying pizza as a vegetable. The EU has specifically stated that anyone who labels their bottled water with the fact that drinking water can prevent dehydration will now be faced with a 2...
I just got word this morning that my cousin's house caught fire last night. They live out in Oregon, so there isn't much I can do directly for them other than feel awful. The boys' bedroom was completely lost, as was their garage. The rest of their...
That's right. The Nintendo mascot, Italian plumber Mario is an evil animal hater and must be stopped. In the latest game he wears a Tanooki suit made of fur, so he is sending out the message that it is acceptible to wear fur as in real life...
For the last few days it, the Blackberry network for Europe, Africa and Middle East has been non-functioning, which has led to a massive outcry. Mainly of people wailing that without their blackberry and their online access they are doomed,...
From the sublime Royal Weddingh and the wonderful weekend, to the RMT deciding that because two of their members have been sacked, that they are going to hold 8 days of strikes over the next couple of months. I mean, it's not as if the tribunal...
:mad::mad::woowoo: GOSHDARNIT
Aggie is the obvious exception, but they seem a bit up themselves. Perhaps they're insecure. Maybe they're just blown away by my awesomeness (lulz). Whatever it is, I hope their potatoes turn on them (except Aggie). Fucking lice. Russians are so, so...
Well? Where the fuck is it?
This time they are going to picket the funeral of Elizabeth Edwards, who died from breast cancer, having battled it for six years, and still had to put up with John Edwards. And the reason: She was not sufficiently public enough about her faith...
So my daughter comes home, all excited because last night "The Leprechauns" left every kind in her class a goody bag filled with green doodads. Then she tells me stories about all the little treats. "The Leprechauns" left at her friends' houses...
http://au.news.yahoo.com/latest/a/-/latest/8946214/cute-baby-competition-turns-ugly/ Children 2 years and younger entered into 'cute baby' competition. A racist comment made. Ah, gotta love dem Oomans.
I am feeling extremely pissed off, angry, lonely, drained, uncertain, afraid, sad, and unsure. I am pissed off because last night my apartment mate had the audacity to interrupt my movie night. I had a friend over to watch a movie, and was...
I just saw on the front page, the Thunderdome was dubbed the 'Pit of Rage' or something equally non-Thunderdome-sounding. So yes, may you choke on my latest bowel movement.
*This OP may be slightly confusing for some because I am responding to comments made on another board, specifically here. I’m discussing them here because I feel that Mellobidness should be discussed on Mellophant. * So, while Zuul is over here...
Okay, you three, look. I was happy when you found a place to live. It seemed iffy to me because you two don't have any source of income, but Kelly's got a job and seemed cool paying for you, okay. Apartment's a little ghetto, sure, but it's yours...
RESPECT MY AUTHORITAY!
http://au.news.yahoo.com/a/-/odd/8720123/shifty-swifty-jailed-for-cancer-con/ Summary: Dude pretends to have cancer when he doesn't. Conned even his own family. Sentenced to 20 months. Unbelievable.
Richard Keys and Andy Gray, you are a pair of moronic sexist neanderthals who should have been kicked to the kerb at least 10 years ago. For those wondering what I am on about, it seems that the trolls believe the offside rule in football is too...
*pokes fach* :hist:
ALSO BORED. WORK IS TEDIOUS AND I HAVE PULLED A MUSCLE RIGHT IN THE MIDDLE OF MY BACK. ALSO I'M STILL TIRED.
Sigh.. Link. Yay, my stupid small town might go down in history as one of the first in the country to succeed in a angry pitchfork toting mob hanging of fluoride. I wrote a letter on the issue to the local paper, link, fourth one down.
You smell like wee, and you ugly. You are very, very bad and incite me to REAG!!!. I find you offensive in every way, and wish some vague sort of dystrophy upon you. Yeah.
1) Ordered a snow blower, a good one from Sears, due to arrive between 27th & 29th. :fist: a) Wait, today I get an Email that it is delayed, now the 30th. 2) We were do to get 12"-19" of snow, crap crap crap why couldn't it hold off until I got...
Well, not scammed exactly, cause I haven't payed any $$$ yet, but I'm hoping this won't affect my feedback rating. So, I bought an item, and it the listing said the shipping was $15. Hefty, but I always look at the total price, and I don't...
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